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| Mikki |
Posted - May 17 2007 : 09:20:11 AM
I received this email from my mom this morning and thought I would share with you all. The funny thing is.... I think it would really work,lol
Subject:> HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
>
> 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work
> boots.
>
> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a
> copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
>
> 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
>
> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
>
> Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more
> ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they
attacked
> the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think
Killer
> took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
>
> PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
>
>
>
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| Kathie |
Posted - May 28 2007 : 08:12:42 AM
Perfect!
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| Huckelberrywine |
Posted - May 27 2007 : 09:19:03 AM
Thanks so very much for sharing! Too funny. I'll have to pass that story on. :)
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| Maryjane Lee |
Posted - May 26 2007 : 2:23:27 PM
Mikki! Love it!!! I think that would do the trick!!!
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| _Rebecca_ |
Posted - May 26 2007 : 1:33:55 PM
That's hilarious! Can't wait to tell my sisters, they will rrrrrollll!!!!
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| Alee |
Posted - May 19 2007 : 08:46:44 AM
ROFL!
Yup- Around here that might not be too much of a stretch! :)
Alee |
| Libbie |
Posted - May 18 2007 : 9:20:12 PM
This is just TOO funny!
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| Tina Michelle |
Posted - May 17 2007 : 11:19:44 AM
love the idea ... haha.
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| Mikki |
Posted - May 17 2007 : 10:09:25 AM
ROFL same here Karin, I know a few Bubba's n Big Jim's myself. lol
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| Mumof3 |
Posted - May 17 2007 : 09:49:08 AM
That would keep anyone away!! Funny thing is, near us, those things are real! :)
Karin
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| Marybeth |
Posted - May 17 2007 : 09:44:47 AM
Too funny---I told a friend about it. Good visual, huh. MB
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