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| Ninibini |
Posted - Jul 07 2012 : 10:50:59 AM
Hi girls -
Feeling as miserable today as I am? I like to approach misery with humor as much as possible... won't you join me? Here are a few of my favorite "It's so hot" jokes...
It's so hot...
the birds are using potholders to pull their worms out of the ground!
It's so hot...
potatoes are cookin' underground... all you have to do is pull one up, and add butter, salt & pepper!
It's so hot...
farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-cooked eggs!
It's so hot...
the cows are giving evaporated milk!
It's so hot...
corn stalks are producing popcorn!
It's so hot...
the devil was at the hardware store buying air conditioners!
It's so hot...
the devil decided to take the day off.
Got anymore, girls? We could all use a good laugh on a day like today!
Stay cool!
Nini
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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| Kammi |
Posted - Aug 26 2012 : 5:40:09 PM
It’s so hot; you can fry an egg on the sidewalk. My nephew did this 2 years ago.
Kim
Farmgirl
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| Bear5 |
Posted - Aug 22 2012 : 5:45:18 PM
Two good ones, Julie. LOL
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
| FarmDream |
Posted - Aug 22 2012 : 3:49:18 PM
"It's so hot even my cactus is dying."
"It's so hot I can get a suntan at midnight."
You girls are hoot!
~FarmDream is Farmgirl Sister #3069
Live Today, Cherish Yesterday, Dream Tomorrow
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| summer girl |
Posted - Aug 19 2012 : 06:12:36 AM
It's so hot you can boil water in the shade.
do what you love, love what you do |
| Bear5 |
Posted - Aug 16 2012 : 6:09:27 PM
That's a good one, Cindy!
It's so hot I saw a cat chasing a duck and they were both walking. I don't think that it's that funny, but kind of.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
| prariehawk |
Posted - Aug 16 2012 : 4:59:47 PM
It's so hot and dry I saw a tree following my dog.
Cindy
"Vast floods can't quench love, no matter what love did/ Rivers can't drown love, no matter where love's hid"--Sinead O'Connor
"In many ways, you don't just live in the country, it lives inside you"--Ellen Eilers
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| Bear5 |
Posted - Aug 15 2012 : 2:28:30 PM
I saw this one online, "It's so hot the plastic tablecloth melted on the patio set on the deck".
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
| CheesemakerBeth |
Posted - Aug 10 2012 : 08:15:35 AM
General Sherman once said, after a summer spent in Texas, that if he owned hell and Texas he'd live in hell and rent out Texas.
Beth |
| Lorie.Vance |
Posted - Aug 08 2012 : 09:42:35 AM
These are great! Tampa is so hot and humid this week I feel like I live in Hades part time. Keep the jokes coming, I need them.
Lorie
http://thevintagegardengirl@blogspot.com |
| Bear5 |
Posted - Aug 05 2012 : 12:27:25 PM
It's so hot, I saw a bird using a pot holder to yank a worm out the baked ground.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
| Ninibini |
Posted - Aug 04 2012 : 10:37:09 AM
LOL! Love these, girls! Thank you!! Please keep 'em coming! Hugs - Nini
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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| Bear5 |
Posted - Jul 16 2012 : 3:39:54 PM
It's so hot the cornfields are popping like pop corn.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
| katmom |
Posted - Jul 16 2012 : 10:23:21 AM
I LUV IT!
TOOO FUNNY, THANX FOR GIVING US A CASE OF THE GIGGLES...
>^..^<
Happiness is being a katmom.
"Is it time for my Dirt Manicure yet!"
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| Bear5 |
Posted - Jul 13 2012 : 7:56:27 PM
IT's so hot, I saw chickens laying omelettes.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
| Bear5 |
Posted - Jul 08 2012 : 8:11:44 PM
It's so hot, the lettuce is saying, "Let us out of here".
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
| Ninibini |
Posted - Jul 08 2012 : 8:04:22 PM
LOL!!! You all are just too funny! Love them! Thank you for sharing!!! 'Hope we can keep them coming! Hugs - Nini
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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| GirlwithHook |
Posted - Jul 08 2012 : 4:57:19 PM
It's so hot, the water walked out of the hose.
A hook, a book, and a good cup of coffee.... |
| Bear5 |
Posted - Jul 08 2012 : 12:58:37 PM
It's so hot, the beets are beat.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
| momshopsalotta |
Posted - Jul 08 2012 : 08:56:12 AM
Its so hot, the cowpies burned. |
| Bear5 |
Posted - Jul 08 2012 : 08:18:43 AM
It's so hot, the beets are blushing.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
| Ninibini |
Posted - Jul 07 2012 : 8:44:16 PM
LOL! You girls are CRACKIN me UP!!! Cindy - yours is the best yet, though! I can't wait to use that one! LOL!!!
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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| buzzn bee |
Posted - Jul 07 2012 : 7:48:18 PM
It is so hot, the onions are crying!
Debbie H
Buzzn Bee |
| buzzn bee |
Posted - Jul 07 2012 : 7:46:47 PM
Love this!
It is so hot the corn is covering their ears.
debbie
Buzzn Bee |
| prariehawk |
Posted - Jul 07 2012 : 4:15:19 PM
It's so hot...the cows are farting dust!
cindy
"Vast floods can't quench love, no matter what love did/ Rivers can't drown love, no matter where love's hid"--Sinead O'Connor
"In many ways, you don't just live in the country, it lives inside you"--Ellen Eilers
Visit my blog at http://www.farmerinthebelle.blogspot.com/ |
| oldbittyhen |
Posted - Jul 07 2012 : 1:52:30 PM
it's so hot...
the dust is beggen for rain...
"Knowlege is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad" |
