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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl

4457 Posts

Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay OR
4457 Posts
Posted - Jan 11 2025 :  7:32:16 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That’s funny.
Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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Dreamer42
True Blue Farmgirl

223 Posts

April
Central Oregon
USA
223 Posts
Posted - Jan 15 2025 :  11:27:20 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Giggle! I remember when my boys would come home from grade school with cute little jokes, one of my favorites was:

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef!! :-)

Thanks for always sharing your cow wisdom, Heather. xo
Dreamer42
Farmgirl Sister #7038
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl

4457 Posts

Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay OR
4457 Posts
Posted - Jan 15 2025 :  11:36:40 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Too funny!
Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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debbieklann
True Blue Farmgirl

2867 Posts

Debbie
Madras OR
USA
2867 Posts
Posted - Jan 15 2025 :  12:03:40 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My granddaughter will love that!
Debbie Klann
Farmgirl Sister #770
2018 Farmgirl Sister of the Year
January 2020 FGOTM
"Well behaved women seldom make history"...
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl

1486 Posts

Heather
Wapakoneta Ohio
USA
1486 Posts
Posted - Jan 15 2025 :  1:35:07 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I had a picture for that one LOL! Here's another one:
~Heather
“I would rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.” — George Washington
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levisgrammy
Scattered Prairie Hen Honcho

9930 Posts

Denise
Ohio
USA
9930 Posts
Posted - Jan 15 2025 :  2:19:45 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
These are cute jokes Heather!
Denise~~

Sister #43

"I am a bookaholic with no desire to be cured."

"Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path"
Psalm 119:105

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Wanda Sue
True Blue Farmgirl

1111 Posts

Wanda
Murrells Inlet SC
USA
1111 Posts
Posted - Jan 15 2025 :  2:24:46 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Funny funny, Heather you always keep us entertained.
A day hemmed in prayer is less likely to unravel.

Wanda Sue
Farm Girl #3677
Farmgirl of the Month-August 2022
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Jokamartell
True Blue Farmgirl

1255 Posts

Karen
Kennewick WA
USA
1255 Posts
Posted - Jan 15 2025 :  3:16:27 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Love these "dad jokes"! :)
Karen :)

To quote one of my past preschoolers “Not one of those Karens, but a good Karen”! Haha
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl

4457 Posts

Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay OR
4457 Posts
Posted - Jan 17 2025 :  5:02:05 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
For you Heather, I thought it was so cute the cow at the top of her head.
Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
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Jokamartell
True Blue Farmgirl

1255 Posts

Karen
Kennewick WA
USA
1255 Posts
Posted - Jan 17 2025 :  6:02:20 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That would be me!! And they would all be pets! Lol
Karen :)

To quote one of my past preschoolers “Not one of those Karens, but a good Karen”! Haha
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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl

1486 Posts

Heather
Wapakoneta Ohio
USA
1486 Posts
Posted - Jan 18 2025 :  10:28:56 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Love it!

Here's some more jokes for you:
~Heather
“I would rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.” — George Washington
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl

4457 Posts

Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay OR
4457 Posts
Posted - Jan 18 2025 :  10:49:16 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jollyrancher funny!#128513;
Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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Jokamartell
True Blue Farmgirl

1255 Posts

Karen
Kennewick WA
USA
1255 Posts
Posted - Jan 18 2025 :  5:32:50 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Too funny!! :)
Karen :)

To quote one of my past preschoolers “Not one of those Karens, but a good Karen”! Haha
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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl

1486 Posts

Heather
Wapakoneta Ohio
USA
1486 Posts
Posted - Jan 30 2025 :  11:47:44 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
~Heather
“I would rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.” — George Washington
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debbieklann
True Blue Farmgirl

2867 Posts

Debbie
Madras OR
USA
2867 Posts
Posted - Jan 30 2025 :  4:37:58 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Haha!!! Cute baby :)
Debbie Klann
Farmgirl Sister #770
2018 Farmgirl Sister of the Year
January 2020 FGOTM
"Well behaved women seldom make history"...
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
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Jokamartell
True Blue Farmgirl

1255 Posts

Karen
Kennewick WA
USA
1255 Posts
Posted - Jan 30 2025 :  6:39:55 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Haha. Too funny!! :)
Karen :)

To quote one of my past preschoolers “Not one of those Karens, but a good Karen”! Haha
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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl

1486 Posts

Heather
Wapakoneta Ohio
USA
1486 Posts
Posted - Jan 31 2025 :  11:57:31 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If I ever get into the beef business I'm getting Herefords! I love the way they look.

Here's another Hereford picture:
~Heather
“I would rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.” — George Washington
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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl

1486 Posts

Heather
Wapakoneta Ohio
USA
1486 Posts
Posted - Jan 31 2025 :  11:58:35 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's a bit small - it says "You may not be the smartest or most experienced in the room, but you can be the bravest and most passionate."
~Heather
“I would rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.” — George Washington
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl

4457 Posts

Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay OR
4457 Posts
Posted - Jan 31 2025 :  12:00:38 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Love it Heather, thank you for putting another smile on my face.
Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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debbieklann
True Blue Farmgirl

2867 Posts

Debbie
Madras OR
USA
2867 Posts
Posted - Jan 31 2025 :  8:27:18 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I love this, Heather!!! And I think you should definitely get Herefords :). They ARE pretty!! My mom always joked that if she was one of dad’s cows she would definitely choose the Hereford “boyfriend “ over the black Angus one …haha!
Debbie Klann
Farmgirl Sister #770
2018 Farmgirl Sister of the Year
January 2020 FGOTM
"Well behaved women seldom make history"...
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl

1486 Posts

Heather
Wapakoneta Ohio
USA
1486 Posts
Posted - Feb 01 2025 :  4:35:59 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I agree with your mom - those black Angus can be NUTS! At least in my experience.

~Heather
“I would rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.” — George Washington
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debbieklann
True Blue Farmgirl

2867 Posts

Debbie
Madras OR
USA
2867 Posts
Posted - Feb 01 2025 :  4:55:59 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No kidding! Dad had a one eyed angus bull that was SO mean! He would watch you out of his good eye and then try to run you down. He ended up in a Big Mac:)
Debbie Klann
Farmgirl Sister #770
2018 Farmgirl Sister of the Year
January 2020 FGOTM
"Well behaved women seldom make history"...
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
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