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JeanP
True Blue Farmgirl
1284 Posts
Jean
Deary
ID
USA
1284 Posts |
Posted - Jan 08 2022 : 12:05:59 PM
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. . . . because I can't get through the snow to the fence . . . Gal pal from Maine sent this to me. It's soooooooo me and I wanted to share it with y'all. Hope you are staying cozy and content while we endure winter . . .
"I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad and don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great. People get out of the way much faster now. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation. The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it". I don't have gray hair... I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise. If God wanted me to touch my toes, s/he would've put them on my knees. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway? Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I went there. I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. Now, I'm wondering... did I send this to you, or did you send it to me? "
Farmgirl hugs, jean
"However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at." . . . .Stephen Hawking |
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
6827 Posts
Debbie L.
Oregon
USA
6827 Posts |
Posted - Jan 08 2022 : 1:15:32 PM
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Thank you so much Jean, I love these and they sure brought a smile to this old girls face:-) Have a great weekend.
Big Hugs, Debbie #1582 Blessed in Oregon With Colorado on My Mind Farmgirl of the Month September 2012 and February 2018 “My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Byron”
When I am Old I Shall Wear Purple !!
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StitchinWitch
True Blue Farmgirl
2434 Posts
Judith
Galt
CA
USA
2434 Posts |
Posted - Jan 08 2022 : 2:04:26 PM
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Love it! It's pretty much right on. I'm going to send to my sister as soon as I remember her email address.
Judith
7932 FGOTM 6/21 I'm old and I do wear purple |
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suny58
True Blue Farmgirl
4434 Posts
Dianna
Jack
Al.
USA
4434 Posts |
Posted - Jan 08 2022 : 3:18:31 PM
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Trying to read this to Danny while riding in.a bumpy car and no glasses but we both managed to giggle and guffaw at this! Thank you Jean!!!:D
Farmgirl #7103 FGOTM January 2018 Dianna "Blessed are they that see beautiful things in humble places, where other people see nothing." Pissarro |
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windypines
True Blue Farmgirl
4365 Posts
Michele
Bruce
Wisconsin
USA
4365 Posts |
Posted - Jan 08 2022 : 4:27:00 PM
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lol thanks
Farming in WI
Michele FGOTM June2019
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ddmashayekhi
True Blue Farmgirl
4771 Posts
Dawn
Naperville
Illinois
USA
4771 Posts |
Posted - Jan 08 2022 : 8:04:05 PM
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Thanks for the laugh Jean. Both my husband and I really enjoyed reading this.
Dawn in IL
"One kind word can warm three winter months." Japanese Proverb |
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Dreamer42
True Blue Farmgirl
2711 Posts
April
Central
Oregon
USA
2711 Posts |
Posted - Jan 09 2022 : 11:07:17 AM
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Giggle! So true!
Dreamer42 Farmgirl Sister #7038 |
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treelady
True Blue Farmgirl
2339 Posts
Julie
Medina
ND
USA
2339 Posts |
Posted - Jan 09 2022 : 1:02:38 PM
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Thank You Jean, I needed that giggle today.
A little rain can straighten a flower stem. A little love can change a life.
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Wanda Sue
True Blue Farmgirl
1331 Posts
Wanda
Murrells Inlet
SC
USA
1331 Posts |
Posted - Jan 10 2022 : 02:28:17 AM
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Jean I love this!! Thanks for sharing!
A day hemmed in prayer is less likely to unravel.
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Red Tractor Girl
True Blue Farmgirl
6689 Posts
Winnie
Gainesville
Fl
USA
6689 Posts |
Posted - Jan 10 2022 : 06:35:26 AM
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Hilarious!! Thanks for sharing and I am going to pass on sharing the number of traits expressed here!! LOL!!!
Winnie #3109 Red Tractor Girl Farm Sister of the Year 2014-2015 FGOTM- October 2018 |
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MaryJanesNiece
True Blue Farmgirl
7337 Posts
Krista
Utah
USA
7337 Posts |
Posted - Jan 10 2022 : 11:58:14 AM
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Oh my goodness! This is funny! It’s all so true. Especially the nap part. What I wouldn’t give to be required to take a nap daily again!
Krista |
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katmom
True Blue Farmgirl
17161 Posts
Grace
WACAL Gal
WashCalif.
USA
17161 Posts |
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