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Barnyard Buddies:  A little chuckle "For Horse People Only"  |
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Marybeth
True Blue Farmgirl
6418 Posts
Mary Beth
Stanwood
Wa 98292
USA
6418 Posts |
 Posted - Jan 25 2007 : 7:05:18 PM
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Believe in the 11th commandment: inside leg to outside rein.
Know all topical medications come in either indelible blue or
neon yellow.
Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stalls.
Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it.
Are banned from laundromats.
Fail to associate whips and leather with sexual deviancy.
Can magically lower their voices 5 octaves to bellow at a pawing
horse.
Have a language all their own ("if he pops his shoulder, I have to close that hand and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back".)
Will end relationships over their horses
click to their cars to help them up a hill.
Will give you 20 reasons for that bump on your horse.
know more about your horses' nutrition than your own.
Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV
Have less wardrobe than their horse
Mucking stall is better than Zoloft any day.
Enjoy!! MB
www.strawberryhillsfarm.blogspot.com
www.day4plus.blogspot.com
"Life may not be the party we hoped for...but while we are here we might as well dance!" |
Edited by - Marybeth on Jan 25 2007 8:04:31 PM |
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EagleNest
True Blue Farmgirl
192 Posts
Mary
Yakima
WA
192 Posts |
Posted - Jan 25 2007 : 8:38:29 PM
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MaryBeth
Thanks I need that.
Horses are like teenagers you just gotta love them through it all
I've decided to keep our horses' soft winter coat this spring when they shed and try felting it. Won't get enough for a horse hair saddle pad, don't know what I'll do with it but going to try it anyway.
Mary
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control. Gal 5:22 |
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Horseyrider
True Blue Farmgirl
1045 Posts
Mary Ann
Illinois
1045 Posts |
Posted - Jan 26 2007 : 04:34:37 AM
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LOL! Yes, there's a great deal of truth there. Thanks for sharing that, Mary Beth!  |
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Mumof3
True Blue Farmgirl
3890 Posts
Karin
Ellenwood
GA
USA
3890 Posts |
Posted - Jan 26 2007 : 05:54:48 AM
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That's funny. I don't have horses now, but I did when I was a kid. You brought back some nice memories.
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Barnyard Buddies: A little chuckle "For Horse People Only" |
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A little chuckle "For Horse People Only"
