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Across the Fence:  20 ways to keep a healty insanity  |
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willowtreecreek
True Blue Farmgirl
4813 Posts
Julie
Russell
AR
USA
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 Posted - Dec 19 2006 : 08:38:13 AM
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My school nurse just sent this to me. It's so funny.
WARNING: Don't drink water while you read this or it may go all over the screen.
20 WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY!!!
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. dontuseanypunctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After
They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds all day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You can't attend their party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock Hard".
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity.....
20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Its Called "Therapy."
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celebrate2727
True Blue Farmgirl
989 Posts
Beth
MJF
Farmgirl
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Libbie
Farmgirl Connection Cultivator
3579 Posts
Anne E.
Elsinore
Utah
USA
3579 Posts |
Posted - Dec 19 2006 : 10:56:15 PM
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It's so late at night here that I can't really laugh out loud, but some of these are so funny, I'm having to snicker softly to myself...
AND, things are really going well around here...according to the prophecy!
XOXO, Libbie
"Nothing is worth more than this day." - Goethe |
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CabinCreek-Kentucky
True Blue Farmgirl
8529 Posts
Frannie
Green County
Kentucky
USA
8529 Posts |
Posted - Dec 20 2006 : 07:34:11 AM
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ha! NUMBER SIX: i actually did that once when writing my BOSS a check! ... ohhhh .. there is more to that story .. but i'll save it for when you come visit me! xo
True Friends, Frannie
CABIN CREEK FARM
KENTUCKY
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owwlady
True Blue Farmgirl
899 Posts
Jan
Tomahawk
WI
USA
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Posted - Dec 20 2006 : 10:31:58 AM
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| I wish I wasn't in the library so I could laugh out loud!! Oh Frannie, the stories you could tell... |
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