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Barnyard Buddies:  So funny about a deer....  |
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KYgurlsrbest
True Blue Farmgirl
4853 Posts
Jonni
Elsmere
Kentucky
USA
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 Posted - Nov 17 2006 : 06:44:02 AM
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I thought I'd share this, because I'm still tickled about it...My elderly friend who lives way out in the county called me here at the office yesterday to tell me this:
She couldn't sleep, so about 3:00 in the morning, she got up to go get some warm milk and, while she was standing in her robe, sipping her milk, she looked out the curtain into the front yard. They have always had this "fake" deer family out front, and the cement fawns finally succumbed to years of weather, so all that was left was the doe. She said she rubbed her eyes, and rubbed her eyes, because she was looking at a BIG buck with the "doe" and he was, well, you know--quite enamoured of her, and was attempting to, well, you know. So, she said, "I just closed the curtains because, well, I just didn't think it was any of my business..." but when she went out in the morning, the "doe" was busted into pieces!! Some tryst!
All I could think about was what was going through his mind...."that gal's been looking at me ALL day. I think she wants me. I'm going to go over there and see what's shakin'...."
Oh, such misguided love!!!
Just think of all of the roads there are...all of the things I haven't seen....yet. |
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BlueApple
True Blue Farmgirl
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Julia
Oregon
USA
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_Rebecca_
True Blue Farmgirl
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Rebecca
OK
USA
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Posted - Nov 17 2006 : 06:58:24 AM
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He probably felt the doe was being rude by giving him the cold shoulder so he bashed her! Especially after all that coy behavior at first!  That is just too funny!!
.·:*¨¨* :·.Rebecca.·:*¨¨* :·.
Wife of Jonathan, Mother of Joel, Caitlyn, Elia, Nathanael |
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Tina Michelle
True Blue Farmgirl
6948 Posts
Tina
sunshine state
FL
USA
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Posted - Nov 17 2006 : 07:11:52 AM
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an appropriate theme song to the story...Patsy Clines .."I Fall to pieces" well..that's the thought I had when I read this LOL ..too funny
~Seize the Day! Live, Love, Laugh~ |
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Libbie
Farmgirl Connection Cultivator
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Anne E.
Elsinore
Utah
USA
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Posted - Nov 17 2006 : 07:43:39 AM
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Oh, farmgirls!!! I am just cracking up with the vision of the deer and Patsy Cline in the background...
XOXO, Libbie
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KYgurlsrbest
True Blue Farmgirl
4853 Posts
Jonni
Elsmere
Kentucky
USA
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Posted - Nov 17 2006 : 07:59:58 AM
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I thought the story was a funny thing in and of itself, but your comments have been priceless! My friend, Miss Jean, will be so glad that she brought a smile with her story. She was just bustin' to tell someone, glad it was me!
Just think of all of the roads there are...all of the things I haven't seen....yet. |
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Aunt Jenny
True Blue Farmgirl
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Jenny
middle of
Utah
USA
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Beemoosie
True Blue Farmgirl
2077 Posts
Bonnie
New York
USA
2077 Posts |
Posted - Nov 17 2006 : 11:12:46 AM
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Oh My Goodness...you are all too much!
...she is far more precious than jewels and her value is far above rubies or pearls.
Prov 31:10
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bramble
True Blue Farmgirl
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Posted - Nov 17 2006 : 4:12:55 PM
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You girls are just too funny! Let's just be glad the story didn't end with pieces of him left behind!
with a happy heart |
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Annab
True Blue Farmgirl
2900 Posts
Anna
Seagrove
NC
USA
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Posted - Nov 22 2006 : 08:00:24 AM
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| I'll think of this whenever I see the next deer real, fake or otherwise. How funny!!! |
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Shirley
True Blue Farmgirl
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Shirley
Olympia
Wa
USA
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Posted - Nov 22 2006 : 11:32:03 AM
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| my goodness ,wonder how the buck is doing :) |
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Miss Bee Haven
True Blue Farmgirl
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Janice
Louisville/Irvington
Kentucky
USA
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Posted - Nov 22 2006 : 12:22:19 PM
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If only she could have filmed that for Americal's Funniest Videos, she'd have won first prize! :) That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Thanks for making me laugh out loud! :D
"If you think you've got it nailed down, then what's all that around it?" - 'Brother Dave' Gardner |
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So funny about a deer....
