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bobbinrobin
True Blue Farmgirl
590 Posts
Sharon
Newman Lake
WA
USA
590 Posts |
 Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 09:37:10 AM
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The Deaf Wife
A man feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and hethought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her,
He called the family doctor to discuss the problem.
The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband
Could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
Here's what you do,' said the doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away
From her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
You. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
Response.'
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was
In the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
Happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
Wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from
His WI few and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey,
what's for dinner?' Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
(I just love this)
'Frank , for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!
How beautiful a day can be when kindness touches it. -G. Elliston
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clothedinscarlet
True Blue Farmgirl
1333 Posts
Siobhan
Battle Creek
MI
USA
1333 Posts |
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 09:47:11 AM
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LOL!
Siobhan, wife to my best friend, Trent, and mommy to Camden (11/28/05) and Bennett (7/11/07). and Truman (7/28/09) |
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KayB
True Blue Farmgirl
540 Posts
Kay
Del City
Oklahoma
USA
540 Posts |
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 10:32:10 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Love it!!
KayB
Life's a dance you learn as you go |
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Lessie Louise
True Blue Farmgirl
1406 Posts
Carol
PECULIAR
MO
USA
1406 Posts |
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 11:29:27 AM
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Oh, that's great!!
Forget buns of steel, I'd rather have buns of cinnamon!
Farmgirl #680! |
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Miss Bee Haven
True Blue Farmgirl
4331 Posts
Janice
Louisville/Irvington
Kentucky
USA
4331 Posts |
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 1:00:07 PM
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Good one! :D
Farmgirl Sister #50
"If you think you've got it nailed down, then what's all that around it?"
'Br.Dave Gardner' |
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LakeOntarioFarmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
933 Posts
Brenda
North Rose
NY
USA
933 Posts |
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 1:13:42 PM
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LOL!! That was cute!
Brenda
FarmGirl # 711
Nothing we achieve in this world is achieved alone. It is always achieved with others teaching us along the way. Lee J. Colan
http://theviewfromhere-brenda.blogspot.com/ |
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gramadinah
True Blue Farmgirl
3557 Posts
Diana
Orofino
ID
USA
3557 Posts |
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 1:59:56 PM
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ha ha ha ha ha So very very funny.
Diana
Farmgirl Sister #273 |
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kristin sherrill
True Blue Farmgirl
11303 Posts
kristin
chickamauga
ga
USA
11303 Posts |
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 2:50:15 PM
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Now that's a good one! Just like mine!
Kris
Happiness is simple. |
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southerncrossgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
631 Posts
Gena
Harmony
NC
USA
631 Posts |
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 4:35:13 PM
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I gotta remember that one!
"A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes"==Cinderella |
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
13055 Posts |
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 4:46:26 PM
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Sharon:
What a HOOT!!!!! Love it. Thanks for sharing.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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Sitnalta
True Blue Farmgirl
4208 Posts
Jessica
NJ
USA
4208 Posts |
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 4:55:22 PM
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Oh my goodness LOL That is hilarious! I swear sometimes that's what it's like around here..hahaha
hugs,
Jess
"I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had no where else to go." ~Abraham Lincoln
www.messiejessie2.blogspot.com |
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katmom
True Blue Farmgirl
17161 Posts
Grace
WACAL Gal
WashCalif.
USA
17161 Posts |
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farmmilkmama
True Blue Farmgirl
2027 Posts
Amy
Central MN
USA
2027 Posts |
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 7:57:27 PM
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Very cute!!
--* FarmMilkMama *--
Be yourself.
Everyone else is already taken.
-Oscar Wilde |
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yarnmamma
True Blue Farmgirl
4247 Posts
Linda
Clarks Summit
PA
USA
4247 Posts |
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 8:13:06 PM
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very funny!!
Linda in Scranton, PA
Thoughts become things... choose the good ones! www.tut.com |
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maggie14
True Blue Farmgirl
6784 Posts
Hannah
Washington
USA
6784 Posts |
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 9:32:26 PM
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Oh my goodness that is funny!! Thank you so much for sharing Sharon!!
Hugs,
Channah
If you can dream it, and if you are willing to put forth the work and effort, you can have anything you envision. |
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classygram
True Blue Farmgirl
1812 Posts
Brenda
Pleasant Hill
Mo.
USA
1812 Posts |
Posted - Jan 28 2010 : 06:03:12 AM
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Farmtopia
True Blue Farmgirl
1465 Posts
Zan
New York
New York
USA
1465 Posts |
Posted - Jan 29 2010 : 2:52:25 PM
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Haha, clever, VERY clever!
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acairnsmom
True Blue Farmgirl
1319 Posts
audrey
cheyenne
wy
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Posted - Jan 29 2010 : 4:11:38 PM
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Oh hohohoh! Good one! I know my hearing is going but just this week I've wondered if DH's hearing is following mine. Either that or he's just ignoring me which he's been known to do! LOL
Audrey
Toto, we're not in Kansas any more! |
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missgive
True Blue Farmgirl
127 Posts
Kim
Blairsville
Georgia
USA
127 Posts |
Posted - Jan 29 2010 : 4:28:10 PM
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Read it out loud to my husband and his response "what did you say? (He's a real joker!) Then he said "I saw that one coming!" So did I. (From him, I mean.)
Kim (aka missgive)
Proud Farmgirl Sister #927
A Farmgirl Sister headed for my mountain home and farm in 2010. |
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