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JO AND AL
True Blue Farmgirl
235 Posts
Jocelyn
parrsboro
nova scotia
Canada
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 Posted - Jan 10 2006 : 05:04:01 AM
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 hi girls here is a fun topic i wonder how many things we can come up with, when your hubby comes home and supper isn't quite ready, just make sure the table is set he won't even notice, another saying too used to be, if u put flour on your face he'll think you worked hard all day,even if u bought the pie ect. these are just a few little funnys i heard, and wanted to share them with u all see how many we can think of,
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cajungal
True Blue Farmgirl
2349 Posts
Catherine Farmgirl Sister #76
Houston Area
Texas
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Posted - Jan 10 2006 : 06:44:41 AM
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Good Morning Jocelyn!
LOST!
Husband, boat and dog.
Reward for boat and dog.
Blessings
Catherine
One of the best compliments from one of my daughters: "Moma, you smell good...like dirt." |
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therusticcottage
True Blue Farmgirl
4439 Posts
Kay
Vancouver
WA
USA
4439 Posts |
Posted - Jan 10 2006 : 10:30:27 AM
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Another good one if you don't have dinner ready is to put a small pot of water on the stove and drop in a few onion flakes. Makes the house smell like something good is cooking!
Gratitude turns what we have into enough.
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JO AND AL
True Blue Farmgirl
235 Posts
Jocelyn
parrsboro
nova scotia
Canada
235 Posts |
Posted - Jan 10 2006 : 2:34:24 PM
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another one my sister told me today although they have been married for 40 somethen yrs! she claimed she put her lounger on the other day and her hubby followed her all around the house, tee hee!!! that is too funny, i didn't try that yet. my dinning room table always caught junk ! well still does now, but when the kids were home i set my good dishes on it, and every time the kids came in off the school bus, they finnally stoped loading their junk on it, they are all gone now ha ha! it was funny though at the time, as they always though i was getting dinner for that table, no place to load the junk,jo~
love is all you need |
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JO AND AL
True Blue Farmgirl
235 Posts
Jocelyn
parrsboro
nova scotia
Canada
235 Posts |
Posted - Jan 10 2006 : 2:36:02 PM
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catherine that is cute, i will have to remember that one, tee hee! jo
love is all you need |
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JO AND AL
True Blue Farmgirl
235 Posts
Jocelyn
parrsboro
nova scotia
Canada
235 Posts |
Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 08:50:39 AM
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they say if u want to get along with a man~ try to think like one? ha ha!! maybe that is true? another one girls~ can u really kill someone with kindness, an old saying maybe there is some truth to that eh? lol! thinking of funnies> today! gotta be board, tee hee!! jo! got any more sayings out there!?
i thought love was all you needed? courage is needed too! |
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Alee
True Blue Farmgirl
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Alee
Worland
Wy
USA
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Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 09:57:49 AM
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How about this:
If dinner isn't ready when the guy gets home and he wants to know where/when it is- say "I don't know, dinner is your chore this week!" |
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DaisyFarm
True Blue Farmgirl
1646 Posts
Diane
Victoria
BC
Canada
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Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 10:16:07 AM
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| They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Seems to me the only thing missing in that equation is arsenic. |
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DaisyFarm
True Blue Farmgirl
1646 Posts
Diane
Victoria
BC
Canada
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Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 10:33:22 AM
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Got this in an email the other day...
A man and his wife are having a spat and aren't speaking. He has to catch a plane in the morning, so not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he writes her a note, "Wake me up at 5 am" and leaves the note on her pillow.
The next morning he wakes at 9 and is outraged that his wife didn't wake him. He rolls over and on his pillow is a note "Wake up, it's 5am".
Men just aren't equipped for these kind of things... |
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brightmeadow
True Blue Farmgirl
2045 Posts
Brenda
Lucas
Ohio
USA
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Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 1:46:52 PM
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Our neighbors were on vacation and her mother was at their house feeding the dog. I took some zucchini over (I had loads that year) and we talked, I mentioned that I had no idea where my husband was... She said, don't worry, if he's a typical man, he'll be home when he gets hungry! And sure enough she was right.
You shall eat the fruit of the labor of your hands - You shall be happy and it shall be well with you. -Psalm 128.2
Visit my blog at http://brightmeadowfarms.blogspot.com ,web site store at http://www.watkinsonline.com/fish or my homepage at http://home.earthlink.net/~brightmeadow |
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Tina Michelle
True Blue Farmgirl
6948 Posts
Tina
sunshine state
FL
USA
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Posted - Oct 15 2006 : 08:23:46 AM
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LOL these all are certainly good for a chuckle..had me laughing.
I liked the one about the husband and wife writing notes..too cute.
~Seize the Day! Live, Love, Laugh~ |
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ali2583
True Blue Farmgirl
404 Posts
Alison
Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canada
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Posted - Oct 16 2006 : 3:21:54 PM
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I've seen the email where the wife leaves the husband a note on the bathroom mirror...I laugh every time!
When my DH asks "When will dinner be ready?" I always reply with "As soon as you pick up the phone and order it for me!" He's usually pretty patient after that.
"God's gift to you is life. What you choose to do with that life is your gift to God" |
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JO AND AL
True Blue Farmgirl
235 Posts
Jocelyn
parrsboro
nova scotia
Canada
235 Posts |
Posted - Oct 18 2006 : 06:47:33 AM
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those are some funnys, do u notice men never know where their own underwear is, even though it is always in the same drawer! and almost everything that they can't find they say u must have moved it? lol jo~ if i was asked wheretheir clothing or shoes were? i'd say i don't! know i don't wear it!
i thought love was all you needed? courage is needed too! |
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