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Across the Fence:  Nice Rack...PG rated but funny!  |
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goneriding
True Blue Farmgirl
1599 Posts
Winona
Central Oregon
USA
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 Posted - Sep 13 2008 : 8:06:35 PM
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The following is a post that I did on another site but thought you guys would enjoy it also! This is a true story!
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Okay, so yesterday we were in Columbus, MT and the truck stop there has an excellent magazine stand, which we always peruse before hitting the road.
So my hubby was standing there looking at the Sports Illustrated, the one with the girl and the painted on swimsuit (yes, she's really nude and the swimsuit is literally painted on) PLUS he was eyeballing the Hooters Magazine. He tried not to act like he was looking, but hey, he was looking, can't fool me!
So, me being me, I head straight to the horse mags and in a few secs or so I hear him say...
"Nice rack!!"...There were 4 truck drivers sitting close by and all of a sudden their heads were up and swiveling around, seeking elevation and azimuth coordinates, like a gaggle of chickens, trying to find the aformentioned rack.
"Good Lord, honey, do you have to be sooooo obvious??!!" postulated I, a bit embarassed and coloring slightly.
Then I looked over and he was looking at a hunting mag (I don't remember the name) but on the front cover was a girl who had shot a muley deer with a 'nice rack'...
He was looking at the deer...hehehe...
Winona 
When you lose, don't lose the lesson!!
http://goneriding.wordpress.com/
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kmbrown
True Blue Farmgirl
459 Posts
Misty
Waynesboro
Pennsylvania
USA
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Posted - Sep 14 2008 : 04:16:21 AM
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| Thats great! It gave me a good laugh. |
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dutchy
True Blue Farmgirl
4427 Posts
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Amie C.
True Blue Farmgirl
2099 Posts
Finger Lakes Region
NY
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Posted - Sep 14 2008 : 3:50:56 PM
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| Ha! :) |
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Tammy Claxton
True Blue Farmgirl
1559 Posts
Tammy
Glen Burnie
Maryland
USA
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Contrary Wife
True Blue Farmgirl
2164 Posts
Teresa Sue
Tekoa
WA
USA
2164 Posts |
Posted - Sep 15 2008 : 10:48:15 AM
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Men. What can you say, they are all wired the same,lol
Teresa Sue
Farmgirl Sister #316
"Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly." The Dalai Lama |
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Carol Sue
True Blue Farmgirl
4033 Posts
Carol Sue
Washingtonian
USA
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Posted - Sep 15 2008 : 11:41:32 PM
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Ok, that was funny girl, so did you drive through here and wave pretty for me.....lol
Carol Sue
Farmgirl #39
www.Quitemoments.blogspot.com |
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Across the Fence: Nice Rack...PG rated but funny! |
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Nice Rack...PG rated but funny!
