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Across the Fence:  25 things mom taught LOL !  |
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yarnmamma
True Blue Farmgirl
4247 Posts
Linda
Clarks Summit
PA
USA
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 Posted - Mar 17 2008 : 9:04:38 PM
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Hi gals, I got this in an email today.
What Mom taught 
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY .
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13 My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION ION .
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in t his world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP .
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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"NEVER underestimate the power of a woman."
farmgirl #71 Linda in PA |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
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Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
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Aunt Jenny
True Blue Farmgirl
11381 Posts
Jenny
middle of
Utah
USA
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Posted - Mar 17 2008 : 11:11:00 PM
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Yep sounds like home to me..haha I love that one!
Jenny in Utah
Proud Farmgirl sister #24
Inside me there is a skinny woman crying to get out...but I can usually shut her up with cookies
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jpbluesky
True Blue Farmgirl
6066 Posts
Jeannie
Florida
USA
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Posted - Mar 17 2008 : 11:31:55 PM
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Sounds very familiar! And I thought my mom was the only one who said those things!
I can think of one more my mom said that taught me about GEOGRAPHY:
Kids in China are starving, and you don't want your peas.
I used to want to box my peas up and send them to those starving kids.
Farmgirl Sister # 31
www.blueskyjeannie.blogspot.com
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
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Farmtopia
True Blue Farmgirl
1465 Posts
Zan
New York
New York
USA
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jpbluesky
True Blue Farmgirl
6066 Posts
Jeannie
Florida
USA
6066 Posts |
Posted - Mar 18 2008 : 12:06:40 AM
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You are right, and sometimes they were from India, too! :)
Farmgirl Sister # 31
www.blueskyjeannie.blogspot.com
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
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lisamarie508
True Blue Farmgirl
2648 Posts
Lisa
Idaho City
ID
USA
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Miss Bee Haven
True Blue Farmgirl
4331 Posts
Janice
Louisville/Irvington
Kentucky
USA
4331 Posts |
Posted - Mar 18 2008 : 05:38:37 AM
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And I also remember, in conjunction with any unpleasant task like piano practice or anything requiring a kid unfriendly use of time: "One day, you'll thank me for this!"
Farmgirl Sister #50
"If you think you've got it nailed down, then what's all that around it?"
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yarnmamma
True Blue Farmgirl
4247 Posts
Linda
Clarks Summit
PA
USA
4247 Posts |
Posted - Mar 18 2008 : 06:06:38 AM
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LOL it's good to laugh...you gals are funny today.
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"NEVER underestimate the power of a woman."
farmgirl #71 Linda in PA |
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CountryBorn
True Blue Farmgirl
1545 Posts
Mary Jane
New York
USA
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Posted - Mar 18 2008 : 08:07:17 AM
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I heard them all!! She used to say the staving kids one to me all the time. Little snot that I was I used to say, well they can have mine I'd be glad to send them to them. But, her all time favorite was I hope you have 6 kids when you grow up and they are all just like you! I was a brat!!!
MJ
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. Freya Stark |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
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Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
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25 things mom taught LOL !
