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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl

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Wilma
Knob Lick Ky
USA
3410 Posts

Posted - Feb 13 2008 :  06:33:37 AM  Show Profile
Its snowing here and I am thinking my company is not going to make it all the way from SC, so get your thinking caps on and lets have some laughs

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palmettogirl
True Blue Farmgirl

571 Posts

sue
camden south carolina
USA
571 Posts

Posted - Feb 13 2008 :  06:44:21 AM  Show Profile
i miss snow!!! it makes you feel so cozy sitting inside and watching it come down.....burying everything! grab yourself a blanket and sit near the window. have any good trashy novels to read?
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gafarmwoman
True Blue Farmgirl

244 Posts

Pam
Georgia
USA
244 Posts

Posted - Feb 13 2008 :  06:54:38 AM  Show Profile
Here is a joke my sister e-mailed me, Miss Wilma. Maybe this will be good for a laugh.

GRANNIES ON THE ROAD

Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?" The trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken." "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 127." GRANNIES ON THE ROAD


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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl

3410 Posts

Wilma
Knob Lick Ky
USA
3410 Posts

Posted - Feb 13 2008 :  06:55:56 AM  Show Profile
I guess I can read a Janice holt Giles I can always get a laugh out of that, Have been reading 40 acres and no mule, I can definately relate to mules, since I grew up with them, One time by brothers and I were playing in the barn, mom and dad were over in the field plowing well we decided it would be fun to pretend we were hanging our selves , we was screaming and carring on not thinking about scareing our parents to death, by the time they got to us running we knew we were in big trouble, and we were we took a very hard whipping and deserved every bit of it

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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl

3410 Posts

Wilma
Knob Lick Ky
USA
3410 Posts

Posted - Feb 13 2008 :  06:59:25 AM  Show Profile
Pam I really got a good laugh, cant wait to tell that one, I knew someone would come to my rescue , thank you sweetie

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gafarmwoman
True Blue Farmgirl

244 Posts

Pam
Georgia
USA
244 Posts

Posted - Feb 13 2008 :  07:03:53 AM  Show Profile
Your welcome, Miss Wilma. I have 2 sisters and we all 3 are Grannies and get a kick out of Granny jokes. We know we don't look the part though.lol.

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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl

3410 Posts

Wilma
Knob Lick Ky
USA
3410 Posts

Posted - Feb 13 2008 :  07:11:30 AM  Show Profile
I love being a grannie and I do love grannie jokes, Bring em on

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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl

3410 Posts

Wilma
Knob Lick Ky
USA
3410 Posts

Posted - Feb 13 2008 :  07:14:00 AM  Show Profile
Pam I just got done reading your joke to my husband , he got a big laugh to

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gafarmwoman
True Blue Farmgirl

244 Posts

Pam
Georgia
USA
244 Posts

Posted - Feb 13 2008 :  07:43:18 AM  Show Profile
Doesn't it make your day more wonderful to start it with a laugh? We could all use more, I believe, laughter that is. Glad you shared it with your husband, Miss Wilma.

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bohemiangel
True Blue Farmgirl

2087 Posts

Bridget
Ligonier pa
USA
2087 Posts

Posted - Feb 13 2008 :  08:14:36 AM  Show Profile  Send bohemiangel an AOL message  Click to see bohemiangel's MSN Messenger address  Send bohemiangel a Yahoo! Message
LOL i loved that. My ex bf told me that the stop signs that have the white around the edge you don't have to stop at they are just optional....guess what I did for a while, till I noticed that they ALL have that......lil ditzy moment.

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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl

3410 Posts

Wilma
Knob Lick Ky
USA
3410 Posts

Posted - Feb 13 2008 :  08:23:14 AM  Show Profile
I think he was joking you bet he was having fun now aint that just like a man

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