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Utahfarmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
1940 Posts
Portland
Oregon
USA
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 Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 3:02:45 PM
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at my doctor's office this morning, legs in stirrups, about to have a PAP. My doctor started the poking and so on in my nether regions and I suddenly had to burst into song:
"I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay! And I pity any girl who isn't me todaaaaayy!"
And this shreik of laughter came from between my legs.
Yep, just another day for Patty. One for the Challenge. I made my doctor laugh today.
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Edited by - Utahfarmgirl on Jan 21 2008 3:03:19 PM |
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Firemama
True Blue Farmgirl
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Amanda
Medical Lake
WA
USA
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Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 3:16:19 PM
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OMG!!! That is so cute!! Add that to your good list!I wonder if thats ever happened to your doc before?
Mama to 2
I am who I am
FarmGirl# 20
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cajungal
True Blue Farmgirl
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Catherine Farmgirl Sister #76
Houston Area
Texas
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Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 3:21:56 PM
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Hilarious! I don't know what my dr. would do! Around here by the big city everyone is lawsuit happy....he might've sued me for harrassment!
Blessings
Catherine
One of the best compliments from one of my daughters: "Moma, you smell good...like dirt." |
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Alee
True Blue Farmgirl
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Alee
Worland
Wy
USA
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Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 3:27:11 PM
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Oh that is too funny! Good for you to have the guts to do it!
Alee
Farmgirl Sister #8
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mima
True Blue Farmgirl
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Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 3:29:06 PM
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YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
"No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars,or sailed to an uncharted land or opened a new heaven to the human spirit." Helen Keller |
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Bee Haven Maven
True Blue Farmgirl
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Beverly
Pennsylvania
USA
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babysmama
True Blue Farmgirl
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Elizabeth
Iowa
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Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 3:41:30 PM
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So funny!
-Elizabeth |
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bohemiangel
True Blue Farmgirl
2087 Posts
Bridget
Ligonier
pa
USA
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Maryjane Lee
True Blue Farmgirl
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Maryjane
CA
USA
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Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 3:42:59 PM
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Oh Patricia, you are soooooo funny and what a great sense of humor!!!
I know you made the doctors day and a tale for the doctor to tell for years to come!
Hugs, Maryjane Lee
Farmgirl Sister #44
The Beehive Cottage~est. 1971
Sisters on the Fly #595
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Edited by - Maryjane Lee on Jan 21 2008 5:46:22 PM |
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bohemiangel
True Blue Farmgirl
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USA
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Beemoosie
True Blue Farmgirl
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New York
USA
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Utahfarmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
1940 Posts
Portland
Oregon
USA
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Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 3:52:15 PM
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Thanks, Ladies. I'm glad I gave you a chuckle. My doctor is wonderful. She's a resident and she did tell me that my cervix looked very nice.
The funny thing about all this is that I am the typical modest nun type. But hey, I'm 62 and I've had 3 kids and a lot of hospitalizations, so what's left to be modest about?
Patricia
Proud Farmgirl Sister #19
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lisamarie508
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Idaho City
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Annika
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USA
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KYgurlsrbest
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Elsmere
Kentucky
USA
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Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 4:03:11 PM
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That's soooo funny, Patricia! Especially since I go to my gyn tomorrow for my annual appointment! At least it lightened the mood, I guess!!!!
Farmgirl Sister #80, thanks to a very special farmgirl from the Bluegrass..."She was built like a watch, a study in balance ... with a neck and head so refined, like a drawing by DaVinci"...
NY Newsday sportswriter Bill Nack describing filly, Ruffian.
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Alee
True Blue Farmgirl
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Alee
Worland
Wy
USA
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Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 5:42:23 PM
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I think I have a new happy song to hum to myself during the exam!! :D
Alee
Farmgirl Sister #8
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therusticcottage
True Blue Farmgirl
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Kay
Vancouver
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USA
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jpbluesky
True Blue Farmgirl
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Jeannie
Florida
USA
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Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 7:50:43 PM
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Love that story, Patricia.....and it was not even your west side story, it was your south end story! :)
Farmgirl Sister # 31
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
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Utahfarmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
1940 Posts
Portland
Oregon
USA
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Carol Sue
True Blue Farmgirl
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Washingtonian
USA
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Amie C.
True Blue Farmgirl
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Finger Lakes Region
NY
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Posted - Jan 22 2008 : 06:03:31 AM
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| Personally, I would not want to do anything that might make the doctor jump with suprise! But I'm glad you both had fun during your exam. |
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jpbluesky
True Blue Farmgirl
6066 Posts
Jeannie
Florida
USA
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Posted - Jan 22 2008 : 11:26:30 AM
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I am sorry I made you say OW! I was making a play on words joke, but I hope you did not take it in any other way! I Feel Pretty comes from The West Side Story .....oh, you know what I meant I hope!
Farmgirl Sister # 31
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
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Lainey
True Blue Farmgirl
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Waco
Kentucky
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Utahfarmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
1940 Posts
Portland
Oregon
USA
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Posted - Jan 22 2008 : 7:46:22 PM
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Jeannie, I was laughing. Your comment was just so right on! I thought it was a terrific play on words. I appreciate those kinds of things.
love,
Moi
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Libbie
Farmgirl Connection Cultivator
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Anne E.
Elsinore
Utah
USA
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Posted - Jan 22 2008 : 7:55:37 PM
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I just saw this one - that is just TOOOOOooooo funny!!!!! That one counts for at least TWO for the Challenge, Patricia!
XOXO, Libbie
"Farmgirl Sister #10," and proud of it!!! |
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Utahfarmgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
1940 Posts
Portland
Oregon
USA
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