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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
 Posted - Jan 09 2008 : 6:16:07 PM
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I was looking thru some post today and came upon one for junk mail, I am like everyone else enough is enough, I tried to just put return to sender, but since all these companies sell your name to other companies the junk kept coming, I lost important mail , checks and bills in this when I threw it out , On with a new tactic I found out that the companies have to pay double for the postage paid returns, so I started opening the mail every pst paid envelope I kept I proceeded to fill the envelopes back up with other junk mail, papers and any thing I could find , I even had to tape some of the envelopes to hold them together, then off to the companies they went at their expense , some days I would have 6 or 7 envelopes going out, well it worked we very seldom get any more junk mail there are just some things the devil makes me do
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
http://misswilma.blogspot.com/ |
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DaisyFarm
True Blue Farmgirl
1646 Posts
Diane
Victoria
BC
Canada
1646 Posts |
Posted - Jan 09 2008 : 6:31:51 PM
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Hee hee...I love it Miss Wilma and I have done the same. In one week, I had four offers of a Capital One VISA and assorted mastercard offers. What a waste of trees! So...mastercard got the VISA applications and visa versa. I just cut our name off the letter. I think one envelope even contained an old shopping list and a candy wrapper that was on my desk at the time.
Di
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Jan 09 2008 : 6:33:47 PM
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I even put toilet tissue in some of mine , thought they might need it after they opened it
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
http://misswilma.blogspot.com/ |
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chicken necker
True Blue Farmgirl
509 Posts
Sherry
Eastern Shore
Maryland
USA
509 Posts |
Posted - Jan 09 2008 : 8:04:13 PM
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ROFLOL! That's one of the best ideas!
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. ~anon |
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DaisyFarm
True Blue Farmgirl
1646 Posts
Diane
Victoria
BC
Canada
1646 Posts |
Posted - Jan 09 2008 : 8:22:43 PM
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Oh that's just too funny. You win Miss Wilma, I love it.
<Note to self: insert toilet paper next time>
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
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Rebekka Mae
True Blue Farmgirl
965 Posts
Rebekka
Moscow
ID
USA
965 Posts |
Posted - Jan 09 2008 : 8:25:10 PM
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I have a new project!
www.bebebella.etsy.com
As a woman I have no country. As a woman, my country is the whole world.
Virginia Woolf |
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createmyworld
True Blue Farmgirl
295 Posts
Beth
Akron
PA
USA
295 Posts |
Posted - Jan 09 2008 : 8:28:52 PM
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| I've done this too and it has worked for us, we rarely ever get junk mail anymore... I also used to write in huge sharpie marker on the front "NO MORE JUNK MAIL!!" just so they'd get the hint incase they needed another clue... |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Jan 09 2008 : 8:30:47 PM
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Do you mean something cute you are making or Stuffing envelopes Ha
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
http://misswilma.blogspot.com/ |
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kissmekate
True Blue Farmgirl
890 Posts
Kate
Delano
Minnesota
890 Posts |
Posted - Jan 09 2008 : 9:21:22 PM
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Oh Miss Wilma you crack me up. I have done this before as well and never thought to put toilet paper inside. Tee Hee.
Don't miss out on a blessing, just because it isn't packaged the way you expected. ~MaryJo Copeland |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Jan 09 2008 : 9:27:57 PM
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Kate about the blessing is a hoot for this Ha
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
http://misswilma.blogspot.com/ |
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kydeere40744
True Blue Farmgirl
1132 Posts
Jessica
Kentucky
USA
1132 Posts |
Posted - Jan 09 2008 : 10:22:45 PM
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I use to just shred the junk mail and use the paper as packing stuff for mailing out stuff or to send off to the recycling folks. I think I may just do the return to sender with some of the tips you guys provided. I'm still cracking up over the toilet paper!!
~Jessica in Kentucky & Miss Wilma's Niece~
Gardening is a way of showing that you believe in tomorrow...
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Carol Sue
True Blue Farmgirl
4033 Posts
Carol Sue
Washingtonian
USA
4033 Posts |
Posted - Jan 09 2008 : 11:18:45 PM
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Oh Miss Wilma and you gals have made me laugh so darn hard. Yep, can't wait to tell my dh, he will laugh himself silly and then do it. Toilet paper, oh crack up city!!!!!!
listening to the quiet moments
Farmgirl #39
www.Quitemoments.blogspot.com |
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miss wilma
True Blue Farmgirl
3410 Posts
Wilma
Knob Lick
Ky
USA
3410 Posts |
Posted - Jan 10 2008 : 06:22:18 AM
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Carol there are more ways to skin A cat than one
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
http://misswilma.blogspot.com/ |
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Miss Bee Haven
True Blue Farmgirl
4331 Posts
Janice
Louisville/Irvington
Kentucky
USA
4331 Posts |
Posted - Jan 10 2008 : 06:53:21 AM
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Wow, the things I learn on this forum! If I tell my dh this idea, I better stock up on toilet paper first! ROFLOL
Farmgirl Sister #50
"If you think you've got it nailed down, then what's all that around it?"
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Tammy Claxton
True Blue Farmgirl
1559 Posts
Tammy
Glen Burnie
Maryland
USA
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jpbluesky
True Blue Farmgirl
6066 Posts
Jeannie
Florida
USA
6066 Posts |
Posted - Jan 10 2008 : 07:56:54 AM
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Wow - what a great idea! I am going to do it starting today - never thought of it.
It reminds me of what I used to do when I got solicitor phone calls. I would say,"hold on a minute" and then I would put the phone down and not return for awhile. I wonder how long they waited?
Or sometimes I would keep a coach's whistle near to the phone, and if it was a marketer call, I would blow the whistle!
Farmgirl Sister # 31
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
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