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Huckelberrywine
True Blue Farmgirl
1607 Posts
Michelle
Rosalia
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 Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 5:39:39 PM
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Little game to cheer us up when we're melting. What creative farmgirl endings can you share (family rated please) to end the phrase "It's so hot..."
It's so hot the devil told my lawyer to just stay here.
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Alee
True Blue Farmgirl
22941 Posts
Alee
Worland
Wy
USA
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Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 7:44:19 PM
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ROFL!
I can't think of a good one right now! I will have to get back to you on that!
Alee
The amazing one handed typist! One hand for typing, one hand to hold Nora! |
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mikesgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
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Sherri
Elma
WA
USA
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Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 7:53:18 PM
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mikesgirl
True Blue Farmgirl
3659 Posts
Sherri
Elma
WA
USA
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Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 7:54:20 PM
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| our Gurnseys are giving hot chocolate. |
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sweetproserpina
True Blue Farmgirl
535 Posts
meg
Vinemount
Ontario
Canada
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Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 9:16:48 PM
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the corn has popped in the garden.
"Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world."
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Alee
True Blue Farmgirl
22941 Posts
Alee
Worland
Wy
USA
22941 Posts |
Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 9:40:54 PM
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you could fry and egg on the sidewalk.
Alee
The amazing one handed typist! One hand for typing, one hand to hold Nora! |
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KYgurlsrbest
True Blue Farmgirl
4853 Posts
Jonni
Elsmere
Kentucky
USA
4853 Posts |
Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 9:52:39 PM
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It's so hot that my garden potatoes cooked underground. Just add salt and pepper!
"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt." Margaret Atwood
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Huckelberrywine
True Blue Farmgirl
1607 Posts
Michelle
Rosalia
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Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 10:28:32 PM
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I'll grab my s&p. (We must be hot and hungry. Notice they're all food related?) I think hot and hungry women would be a dangerous bunch. Good thing we're laughing.
It's so hot the camel walking by thought I was a mirage.
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KYgurlsrbest
True Blue Farmgirl
4853 Posts
Jonni
Elsmere
Kentucky
USA
4853 Posts |
Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 10:33:32 PM
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Good one!!!!! Yep--food sounds really good. It's 1:30 am where I am, though, so I'm going to refrain....
It's so hot that you'll park your car in the shade, even if you have to walk a mile to the fabric store!
"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt." Margaret Atwood
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Huckelberrywine
True Blue Farmgirl
1607 Posts
Michelle
Rosalia
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Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 10:40:44 PM
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Amen to that.
It's so hot I put dinner in the car to bake. The horn went off when it was done.
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KYgurlsrbest
True Blue Farmgirl
4853 Posts
Jonni
Elsmere
Kentucky
USA
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Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 10:49:56 PM
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One more, and I'm off to bed...
It's so hot, the water from the hose will make you a nice spot of tea!
"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt." Margaret Atwood
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Huckelberrywine
True Blue Farmgirl
1607 Posts
Michelle
Rosalia
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Posted - Jul 07 2007 : 05:44:11 AM
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It's so hot my car just popped up toast.
It's so hot, when I went out to feed the pigs there were hula dancers and a luau going on.
It's so hot at our place, I've got fainting goats, fainting chickens, fainting horses...
It's so hot I couldn't sleep and laughed myself silly thinking these up.
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therusticcottage
True Blue Farmgirl
4439 Posts
Kay
Vancouver
WA
USA
4439 Posts |
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GaiasRose
True Blue Farmgirl
2552 Posts
Tasha-Rose
St. Paul
Minnesota
2552 Posts |
Posted - Jul 07 2007 : 6:08:38 PM
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we hit 100 here today. The weather sensor kept going off for extreme temperature. HOT! I had a terrible headache from the heat even though we stayed in most of the day. Rob-the workhorse-was outside working on extending the coop because we are getting 17 more birds very shortly and needed more space for them. He drank probably 2 gallons of water and didn't pee once....he sweat it all out!
Tomorrow we ahve morning chores and then we are heading to the lake all day for swimming in the 60 foot hole of the lake...the coolest, loverliest part of the lake...ahhhhhhhhh.
~*~Brightest Blessings~*~
Tasha-Rose
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Lavendar fields dreamer
True Blue Farmgirl
1032 Posts
little monkeys mommy
washington
USA
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Posted - Jul 07 2007 : 6:15:17 PM
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its so hot that i am melting into a puddle of sweaty oooozzee
lavendar girl |
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Lavendar fields dreamer
True Blue Farmgirl
1032 Posts
little monkeys mommy
washington
USA
1032 Posts |
Posted - Jul 07 2007 : 6:16:45 PM
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ah yes and i forgot to mention
its so hot that i am eating sushi and lovin it
usually i hate it must be the salt content
lavendar girl |
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Huckelberrywine
True Blue Farmgirl
1607 Posts
Michelle
Rosalia
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Posted - Jul 08 2007 : 09:40:24 AM
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Bowing...thank you thank you. I'm here all week. Tip your waitress...try the sushi. :P
(Open mic night at MaryJane's)
It's so hot, I picked bottles of tobasco this morning. (sound of crickets) Is this on? Okay, it's cooling down and I've run out of really funny ones. Who's still hot? (Passing the microphone)
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Carol Sue
True Blue Farmgirl
4033 Posts
Carol Sue
Washingtonian
USA
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Posted - Jul 09 2007 : 11:25:46 PM
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ROFLOL Michelle you are so very funny, passing the mike, what a riot
It is so hot the bottom of my feet have a sunburn.....
Enjoying the moments. |
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sweetproserpina
True Blue Farmgirl
535 Posts
meg
Vinemount
Ontario
Canada
535 Posts |
Posted - Jul 10 2007 : 08:05:55 AM
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it's so hot my igloo is melting...
"Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world."
http://theprimroseway.blogspot.com/ |
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KYgurlsrbest
True Blue Farmgirl
4853 Posts
Jonni
Elsmere
Kentucky
USA
4853 Posts |
Posted - Jul 10 2007 : 08:10:07 AM
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It's so hot, I saw an iguana hitching on the side of the road holding a sign, "Alaska or Bust"
"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt." Margaret Atwood
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sherone_13
True Blue Farmgirl
2460 Posts
Sherone
Evanston
WY
USA
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sherone_13
True Blue Farmgirl
2460 Posts
Sherone
Evanston
WY
USA
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sherone_13
True Blue Farmgirl
2460 Posts
Sherone
Evanston
WY
USA
2460 Posts |
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Huckelberrywine
True Blue Farmgirl
1607 Posts
Michelle
Rosalia
1607 Posts |
Posted - Jul 11 2007 : 07:24:49 AM
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It's so hot I have a plummer's sunburn from picking in the garden.
(Ouch)That's not a joke, but it is funny.
We make a difference. |
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Lavendar fields dreamer
True Blue Farmgirl
1032 Posts
little monkeys mommy
washington
USA
1032 Posts |
Posted - Jul 11 2007 : 1:36:24 PM
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its so hot that i have locked my self in the house with the a/c
lavendar girl |
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therusticcottage
True Blue Farmgirl
4439 Posts
Kay
Vancouver
WA
USA
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