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| abbysshadow |
Posted - Nov 21 2008 : 09:07:00 AM
...from my MIL...not true..or maybe it is? lol
PREGNANT TURKEY STORY
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pu lled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked
a pregnant bird!'
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE! (hey i resemble that remark!)
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| kristin sherrill |
Posted - Nov 21 2008 : 10:50:59 AM
I would love to try that on my daughter! How funny!
Kris |
| abbysshadow |
Posted - Nov 21 2008 : 09:44:08 AM
...me too...but i keep wondering if that lil bird got cooked done enough in there...and the stuffing too! lol
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| wild daisy |
Posted - Nov 21 2008 : 09:39:18 AM
Good one! I can't stop laughing.
Thanks,
Madelynne |
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