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MsCwick |
Posted - Oct 06 2007 : 2:31:34 PM I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby, so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the Hospital last time. I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story, and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door! |
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Hideaway Farmgirl |
Posted - Oct 10 2007 : 07:19:51 AM Julie, it's a joke that has been forwarded around on email a few times. Unless Cristine was the one who originally created the story??? It is kind of funny, isn't it?
Maybe we should clarify jokes in our subject lines, or make sure we reference that we're posting things we have seen or heard already.
Jo
"Wish I had time to work with herbs all day!" |
elah |
Posted - Oct 08 2007 : 05:42:03 AM LOL, that is so funny my eyes teared up I was laughing so hard. Thanks for making me smile this morning!
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willowtreecreek |
Posted - Oct 06 2007 : 3:37:47 PM Is this real or isit supposed to be a joke? I don't get it.
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MsCwick |
Posted - Oct 06 2007 : 3:20:07 PM I want to do it! I even had to call my husband and ask him if we could do it!!! It would be so fun! |
Firemama |
Posted - Oct 06 2007 : 3:13:22 PM I have heard that one before, so cute and totally nasty,lol
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