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Huckelberrywine |
Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 5:39:39 PM Little game to cheer us up when we're melting. What creative farmgirl endings can you share (family rated please) to end the phrase "It's so hot..."
It's so hot the devil told my lawyer to just stay here.
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Lavendar fields dreamer |
Posted - Jul 11 2007 : 9:01:43 PM ok kay that was a great idea its so hot that the kids where banned from the outdoors till 5pm poor little things no heat stroke here though
lavendar girl |
therusticcottage |
Posted - Jul 11 2007 : 8:21:24 PM It is so hot that I came home from work, stripped off all my clothes, and laid across the bed in my birthday suit!!!
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Lavendar fields dreamer |
Posted - Jul 11 2007 : 1:36:24 PM its so hot that i have locked my self in the house with the a/c
lavendar girl |
Huckelberrywine |
Posted - Jul 11 2007 : 07:24:49 AM It's so hot I have a plummer's sunburn from picking in the garden.
(Ouch)That's not a joke, but it is funny.
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sherone_13 |
Posted - Jul 10 2007 : 08:27:09 AM OK, one more
It's sooo hot that the trees are whistling for the dogs.
I'm done now. *hands the microphone back to Michelle*
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sherone_13 |
Posted - Jul 10 2007 : 08:24:49 AM Sorry, had to use this one.........
It's so hot that you experience condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
ROTFLMBO
Sherone
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sherone_13 |
Posted - Jul 10 2007 : 08:19:51 AM It's so hot that the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
Sherone
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KYgurlsrbest |
Posted - Jul 10 2007 : 08:10:07 AM It's so hot, I saw an iguana hitching on the side of the road holding a sign, "Alaska or Bust"
"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt." Margaret Atwood
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sweetproserpina |
Posted - Jul 10 2007 : 08:05:55 AM it's so hot my igloo is melting...
"Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world." http://theprimroseway.blogspot.com/ |
Carol Sue |
Posted - Jul 09 2007 : 11:25:46 PM ROFLOL Michelle you are so very funny, passing the mike, what a riot It is so hot the bottom of my feet have a sunburn.....
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Huckelberrywine |
Posted - Jul 08 2007 : 09:40:24 AM Bowing...thank you thank you. I'm here all week. Tip your waitress...try the sushi. :P
(Open mic night at MaryJane's)
It's so hot, I picked bottles of tobasco this morning. (sound of crickets) Is this on? Okay, it's cooling down and I've run out of really funny ones. Who's still hot? (Passing the microphone)
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Lavendar fields dreamer |
Posted - Jul 07 2007 : 6:16:45 PM ah yes and i forgot to mention its so hot that i am eating sushi and lovin it usually i hate it must be the salt content
lavendar girl |
Lavendar fields dreamer |
Posted - Jul 07 2007 : 6:15:17 PM its so hot that i am melting into a puddle of sweaty oooozzee
lavendar girl |
GaiasRose |
Posted - Jul 07 2007 : 6:08:38 PM we hit 100 here today. The weather sensor kept going off for extreme temperature. HOT! I had a terrible headache from the heat even though we stayed in most of the day. Rob-the workhorse-was outside working on extending the coop because we are getting 17 more birds very shortly and needed more space for them. He drank probably 2 gallons of water and didn't pee once....he sweat it all out!
Tomorrow we ahve morning chores and then we are heading to the lake all day for swimming in the 60 foot hole of the lake...the coolest, loverliest part of the lake...ahhhhhhhhh.
~*~Brightest Blessings~*~ Tasha-Rose
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therusticcottage |
Posted - Jul 07 2007 : 10:49:57 AM Michelle -- you're a riot!!
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Huckelberrywine |
Posted - Jul 07 2007 : 05:44:11 AM It's so hot my car just popped up toast.
It's so hot, when I went out to feed the pigs there were hula dancers and a luau going on.
It's so hot at our place, I've got fainting goats, fainting chickens, fainting horses...
It's so hot I couldn't sleep and laughed myself silly thinking these up.
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KYgurlsrbest |
Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 10:49:56 PM One more, and I'm off to bed...
It's so hot, the water from the hose will make you a nice spot of tea!
"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt." Margaret Atwood
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Huckelberrywine |
Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 10:40:44 PM Amen to that.
It's so hot I put dinner in the car to bake. The horn went off when it was done.
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KYgurlsrbest |
Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 10:33:32 PM Good one!!!!! Yep--food sounds really good. It's 1:30 am where I am, though, so I'm going to refrain....
It's so hot that you'll park your car in the shade, even if you have to walk a mile to the fabric store!
"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt." Margaret Atwood
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Huckelberrywine |
Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 10:28:32 PM I'll grab my s&p. (We must be hot and hungry. Notice they're all food related?) I think hot and hungry women would be a dangerous bunch. Good thing we're laughing.
It's so hot the camel walking by thought I was a mirage.
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KYgurlsrbest |
Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 9:52:39 PM It's so hot that my garden potatoes cooked underground. Just add salt and pepper!
"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt." Margaret Atwood
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Alee |
Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 9:40:54 PM you could fry and egg on the sidewalk.
Alee The amazing one handed typist! One hand for typing, one hand to hold Nora! |
sweetproserpina |
Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 9:16:48 PM the corn has popped in the garden.
"Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world." http://theprimroseway.blogspot.com/ |
mikesgirl |
Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 7:54:20 PM our Gurnseys are giving hot chocolate. |
mikesgirl |
Posted - Jul 06 2007 : 7:53:18 PM the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs. |