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| brightmeadow |
Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 5:43:43 PM
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to
change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the # &%! * light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question? 
You shall eat the fruit of the labor of your hands - You shall be happy and it shall be well with you. -Psalm 128.2
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| Cheryl |
Posted - Oct 24 2007 : 6:31:19 PM
Denise, How true!
Cheryl
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Philippians 4:13 |
| levisgrammy |
Posted - Oct 24 2007 : 5:59:58 PM
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you been to my house for that last 7 years?
It is what it feels like here everyday. I'm still laughing because when you really think about it, it wouldn't be so funny if it were not the truth.
Or maybe it's just me but when you hit menopause does everyone else in the house lose their brain or did we just not notice that it has been like this all along?
Thanks for the laugh it has lightened my day.
"The earth is the Lord's and the fullness thereof and all that dwell therein."
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| junkjunkie |
Posted - Oct 23 2007 : 6:01:25 PM
Lol!! So true.....so true!
"To have life in focus, we must have death in our field of vision." Benedictine monk John Main |
| CountryBorn |
Posted - Oct 23 2007 : 07:49:09 AM
That is a good one!! And as for your question Is it hot in here or just me?, If I had a nickel for every time I have said that I would be a rich woman.
MJ
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. Freya Stark |
| Carol Sue |
Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 10:42:37 PM
ROFLMBO,,,,oh my, my poor family and what they get to live through with me!!!!!!
Ehhhh gads!!!!!!
Carol Sue
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| Marybeth |
Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 7:35:14 PM
Too funny---but so true. MB
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| Annika |
Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 6:57:01 PM
ROTFL!!!!! That sound a lot like me on many days any more. I love it.
Wishing you joy in small things and peace in your heart
Annika
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