| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| MsCwick |
Posted - Oct 06 2007 : 3:17:59 PM
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Usually come when called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
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| Tammy Claxton |
Posted - Oct 11 2007 : 11:08:34 AM
Love it!! I need to put that on my wall!!
 What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!
http://countryintheburbs.blogspot.com/ |
| Annab |
Posted - Oct 11 2007 : 03:17:18 AM
You just can't beat a cheerful greeting like that.
My dog runs all around and we play a brief game of chase around the truck.
When the chickens are out some of them will come running up too
Now that's a homecoming! |
| kissmekate |
Posted - Oct 10 2007 : 8:39:53 PM
You know, I never thought I would love an animal so much. But then I found Angus, my Scottish Terrier. I love him almost as much as my kids. He is my third baby. Heck, there are days I like him a lot more than my kids. LOL! At least he is glad to see me when I get home from work. Heck, he is glad to see me if I go outside for a minute and come right back in.
I fuss over him like he is a kid. My son teases me about that, but he is just as crazy about him as I am.
Don't miss out on a blessing, just because it isn't packaged the way you expected. ~MaryJo Copeland |
| Miss Bee Haven |
Posted - Oct 10 2007 : 08:49:39 AM
That sums it up for me, too. ;)
"If you think you've got it nailed down, then what's all that around it?" - 'Brother Dave' Gardner |
| Annab |
Posted - Oct 09 2007 : 7:47:43 PM
A-MEN sista!
You said it, I was thinking it. Maybe that's why I'm 3 years from 40 and still have no desire for (human) kids |
| KYgurlsrbest |
Posted - Oct 08 2007 : 06:22:00 AM
That's perfect! We feel the same way, and have actually said to folks, "oh, we have 7 pets, so if you don't like fur-love, don't come over!"
"She was built like a watch, a study in balance ... with a neck and head so refined, like a drawing by DaVinci"...
NY Newsday sportswriter Bill Nack describing filly, Ruffian. |
| abbasgurl |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 1:52:21 PM
Hilarious Cristine! Especially love (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)!!! Thanks for sharing!
Rhonda
I'm a one girl revolution. |
| Woodswoman |
Posted - Oct 07 2007 : 08:25:06 AM
I love it!!!
Jennifer |
| peapodjane |
Posted - Oct 06 2007 : 4:43:55 PM
And are always appropriately attired no matter the occasion.
And do not show up with tattoos and pretend they had them all along. |
| lavender gal |
Posted - Oct 06 2007 : 3:42:14 PM
What a Hoot!
And remember they love you unconditionally! |
