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| mkmomus |
Posted - Aug 05 2007 : 11:02:51 AM
I got this in my email and thought it was cute. Not ment to offend anyone :)
And God Created Dog and Cat
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to 'Where do pets come from?'
Adam said, 'Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you any more. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me.'And God said 'No problem. I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself.'
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and it wagged its tail.
And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'
And God said, 'No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him Dog.'
And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well.'
And the Lord said, 'No problem. I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration.'
And God created Cat to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the Supreme Being. And Adam learned humility.
And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved. And Dog was happy.
And Cat didn't care one way or the other. |
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| Luzy |
Posted - Aug 07 2007 : 1:34:15 PM
Love it!
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May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
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| UrbanFarmGirl |
Posted - Aug 07 2007 : 1:31:37 PM
Makes you wonder where Eve fits in..... 
Married to my hubby & the Army, my Siamese, Jake the Drake and my birdies! |
| paradiseplantation |
Posted - Aug 07 2007 : 11:15:22 AM
That was great!
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| Miss Bee Haven |
Posted - Aug 07 2007 : 06:42:00 AM
Love it, Merle. Thanks for posting it.
"If you think you've got it nailed down, then what's all that around it?" - 'Brother Dave' Gardner |
| Alee |
Posted - Aug 05 2007 : 9:02:25 PM
LOL very cute!
Alee
The amazing one handed typist! One hand for typing, one hand to hold Nora!
http://home.test-afl.tulix.com/aleeandnora/ |
| cabinmoose |
Posted - Aug 05 2007 : 7:41:49 PM
very cute!
thanks for sharing.
Lorna
Forest Hill, MD
“I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry.
And I know you do the same things too, So we're really
not that different, me and you.” ~Colin Raye |
| Annab |
Posted - Aug 05 2007 : 7:04:17 PM
that's too cute.
I printed it off and put the copy on my work locker! |
| Utahfarmgirl |
Posted - Aug 05 2007 : 12:14:50 PM
Oh, I LOVE this! If I still had a church I'd use it in a sermon. How wonderful. thanks for sharing!
Farmgirl hug,
Patricia
check out my etsy site http://ThePlayfulFarmgirl.etsy.com
Take me home, country roads |
| Marybeth |
Posted - Aug 05 2007 : 11:09:43 AM
Too cute, Merle. And probably true. MB
www.strawberryhillsfarm.blogspot.com
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"Life may not be the party we hoped for...but while we are here we might as well dance!" |
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