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windypines Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 04:35:28 AM
I am out in the barn this morning, just finished up milking my cow. I was bending over to pick up the kitty milk dish, and put it up on the feed barrel. As I stood up, something ran down my back, underneath my clothes. Ewwwww what was that. I whip my jacket off, shake it out, nothing. My skin is still crawling, I look around nothing. I am thinking do I take my pants off, but I don't feel anything moving. I touch the back of my hair, my hair tie is gone. Check my pants and sure enough it was my hair tie. It is an elastic band, on a silver condho. Made it all the way into my underware Lol Still gives me the hebee geebees, as I can feel it going slowly down my back. I will tell you, that wakes you up in the morning. Have a good day everyone.

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Michele
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Allison Clark Posted - Nov 20 2021 : 9:38:23 PM
Love your story. That would have given me the heebie-jeebies also.

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MaryJanesNiece Posted - Nov 05 2021 : 12:32:33 PM
Thanks for the giggle Michele! I have definitely experienced something similar to this. I’m glad it was just a hair tie and not some yucky little bug!

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katmom Posted - Nov 03 2021 : 7:05:12 PM
Oh Michele,, that is a Hoot!!!! toooo funny! all I can say is better you then me,,, or I would have squeeled loud enough to be heard in the next county!
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ddmashayekhi Posted - Nov 03 2021 : 06:43:47 AM
Smart move Michele! Thanks again for the laugh.

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windypines Posted - Nov 03 2021 : 04:33:22 AM
Moral of the story........I did not wear a hair tie this morning. I bunched up my hair in my stocking hat. hahahaha

Farming in WI

Michele
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quiltee Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 5:43:04 PM
Great story, Michele. It gave me the creepies, too.

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Dreamer42 Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 4:37:22 PM
LOL!! I'm with Darlene, I would of stripped every last ounce of clothing off to ensure I rid myself of what ever "it" was!! :-)

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windypines Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 4:31:35 PM
thanks everyone glad you enjoyed the giggle with me

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Michele
FGOTM June2019

HealingTouch Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 07:40:01 AM
Hilarious! I would have been stripped down in a flash! That is as fast as an old farm girl could! LoL! Got the shivers and shakes just reading it! My hair ties sneak away sometimes too!
Have a blessed and uneventful rest of the day!

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ddmashayekhi Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 07:36:01 AM
So glad it wasn't anything worse Michele! That would have me running around the yard screaming and pulling off my clothes, no matter how cold it was outside! Thanks for giving us a good laugh today.

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levisgrammy Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 06:56:46 AM
Oh too funny! I would have been creeped out definitely! Glad it wasnt a real live creepy crawly thing.

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sherone_13 Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 06:22:24 AM
hahahaha

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YellowRose Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 05:10:28 AM
Funny story. So glad it wasn't a real live creepy crawly.

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suny58 Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 04:55:22 AM
Lol, giggle, snort!! I just vicariously lived that moment with you Michele!! Gave me goosebumps too! How funny that something so simple can be something so big and scary in our nines! Just happy it wasn't a little varmint trying to play hide and seek from some other critters in your drawers! Could have been even more exciting! Still giggling. . Happy day to you hon! Stay safe!

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