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emtfarmer |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 10:19:37 AM Yes, that's right. I heard the funniest thing today on how to come up with your own personal stripper name. First, take the name of your first pet (that will be your first name) and then take the name of the street on which you grew up (that will be your last name).
Well, my stripper name would be. . . . . .Daisy Mack!
I'm sure there will be some good ones. Figure yours out and let's see what the farmgirls come up with if they need a second (or first!) career!
Laughing with you, Darlene
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FARMALLChick |
Posted - Mar 12 2012 : 2:07:42 PM ROFLMAO - Chaps Ash!!!! OMG - I embarrassed myself!! You gals are tooo funny!
Lora
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LadyInRed |
Posted - Mar 11 2012 : 11:24:28 AM Mine would be Stacy Lace. Woot Woot! LOL
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marlee |
Posted - Mar 11 2012 : 10:47:31 AM LOL Amber. Too Funny! --Marlee
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rock003 |
Posted - Mar 10 2012 : 8:31:25 PM Too fun!! You all are cracking me up!
Mine... well... Bozo 17
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ceejay48 |
Posted - Mar 04 2012 : 07:14:20 AM Ahhh, "Birdie" . . . I had forgotten about Dingbat. You're right that does make for a good laugh!! LOVE YOU!!! CJ . . . aka your mom
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jpbluesky |
Posted - Mar 04 2012 : 06:41:42 AM These names just get better and better. I love it! If I did the same thing but with my most recent pets, it would be Hotlips Noble.
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brightmeadow |
Posted - Mar 04 2012 : 12:14:30 AM We called our dog Puppy until he was grown, so then we had to change his name... We called him Tuppy, short for Tupperware...
So here's mine, Tupperware Lime - sounds like I'll be the cook at the brothel...
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hoosiercountry |
Posted - Mar 03 2012 : 10:27:18 PM I love all these names, Robin I really got a kick out of yours, you could be the MC for the show and do some comedy during breaks. |
smalldollys |
Posted - Mar 03 2012 : 8:39:15 PM OH HO.... mine would be Cookie Outlook Cookie was a Horse... the first pet that was mine... that I can remember.
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birdie71 |
Posted - Mar 03 2012 : 3:42:06 PM Well I don't like mine...but it makes for a good laugh...Dingbat 26!!!
Robin Farmgirl Sister #1301 Farming in the Sonoran Desert? Hmmm?!
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marlee |
Posted - Mar 02 2012 : 1:57:38 PM Keep the names coming. I just love this site. -Marlee
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marlee |
Posted - Mar 02 2012 : 1:55:25 PM Mel that totally cracks me up!-Marlee
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Kirksmom71 |
Posted - Mar 02 2012 : 12:59:34 PM Oh dear heaven! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! This is just too funny for words! Mine: 'Cisco Kid Meadows'....sounds more like a boxer....maybe a 'boxing' stripper! :)
My best to all, Mel
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sleepless reader |
Posted - Mar 02 2012 : 07:24:34 AM I'd be Rusty St Andrews.... I've done this before; isn't it a hoot?!
Farmgirl Sister #74
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junkjunkie |
Posted - Mar 01 2012 : 1:26:34 PM ..Pretzel Princeton...sounds more like a cartoon character.
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EastTXFarmgirl |
Posted - Feb 26 2012 : 6:39:43 PM This is pretty funny. Mine would be Smoocher Gossamer. Now that's a name to take your clothes off for.
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jessabelluh |
Posted - Feb 26 2012 : 5:56:05 PM This thread is great for a chuckle! Mine would be Candy Milan
~jess |
marlee |
Posted - Feb 26 2012 : 5:46:41 PM This just cracks me up! -Marlee
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Woodswoman |
Posted - Feb 26 2012 : 5:41:34 PM Really? Jackson Jockey????? Maybe for a MALE stripper!!!
Jennifer Farmgirl Sister #104
"Nature brings to every time and season some beauties of its own". -Charles Dickens |
emtfarmer |
Posted - Feb 26 2012 : 5:33:43 PM I knew I could count on you all for some much needed laughter! I'll add a name that a friend told me the other day.. . . . .
Her stripper name is "Furry Sunset"! I'll say no more.
Now that we've got the names. . . .how 'bout the name of the stripper club?
Maybe. . . . . ."Boots and Bandannas"?
Darlene
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star-schipp |
Posted - Feb 24 2012 : 2:05:12 PM Don't think Frosty Hill works very well LOL
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knitnpickinatune |
Posted - Feb 21 2012 : 08:35:26 AM Mine would be Patches Sheldon. Not exactly exotic.....
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katmom |
Posted - Feb 20 2012 : 10:44:31 PM lololol! mine would be 'Matilda Blackwood' with a 'stripper name' like that,,, I suspect I am not going to make much money! lololol!
oh & Matilda was my shaggy haired guinea pig.
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texdane |
Posted - Feb 20 2012 : 3:02:14 PM This is too funny. Mine would be (gulp) Miss Kitty Wedgewood. That's hysterical.
Nicole
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jpbluesky |
Posted - Feb 18 2012 : 2:01:57 PM I posted this on my facdebook page, and haved gotten some hilarious results. So funny! One of the funniest...Fluffy Kansas....another Mainly Moody. I did not ask why she ever named a pet Mainly.... :)
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