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| CabinCreek-Kentucky |
Posted - May 31 2006 : 09:31:43 AM
OH LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL .... I JUST FLASHED THE 'TERMINEX' MAN!
o.k. .. here's the story of it .. and i'm stickin' to it!
here i am outside in my t-shirt and skivvies .. plantin' plants ... i come trudgin' across the back-yard sweatin' like a 'ho' in church ... salty sweat pouring down over my eyes so's i cudn't barely hardly see ... so i grabbed a-holt of the bottom of my shirt and pulled it up over my face .. catching a slight breeze as my big left boobie flapped to and fro .. i wiped my face .. dropped my shirt .. and i wuz starin' smack dab into the horror-stricken' face of the terminex man who had come to inspect! well .. he inspected alright!
criminy .. all i could do was bust out laughing! i think about half the men in the state of kentucky have now seen me in some sorta' stage of nekkekdness!
i thought the poor man would drop dead right there in his tracks! NEITHER OF US EVEN ADMITTED TO WHAT HE SAW!
when i was able to utter something even close to intelligible again .. i simply asked: "you the termite inspector?"
i mean reeeeeeeeeeely ... here we live BURIED IN A FOREST AT THE END OF THE ROAD .. TOTALLY PRIVATE AWAY FROM CIVILIZATION .. AND YET .. THE VERY MOMENT ANY MAN HEADS DOWN THAT HILL UNBEKNOWNST TO ME .. I MANAGE TO LET 'EM HAVE IT (with BOTH BARRELS .. if you know whut i mean!)
(remember the preacher man, his elderly father and teenage son catching me in my underoos when i first moved down here? ... and the time i showed up scantily-clad in my leopard-skin tights and t-shirt with my RAW BONES FROZEN ... in the dead of winter in a snowstorm at my neighbor's door cuz' i had locked myself out of my house!)
i'm gonna' get me a 're-pew-ta-shun' down here .. if i haven't already!
... and as the subject sez: keep in mind that: june 5th .. i turn 65 years old!!
now THAT should give you a giggle ...
True Friends, Frannie
My KENTUCKY RAMBLINGS 'blog':
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| theherblady |
Posted - Jun 12 2006 : 07:43:52 AM
Another GREAT story Frannie~~!
Happy be-lated birthday~~
Hugs Jan |
| frannie |
Posted - Jun 12 2006 : 07:23:20 AM
hello frannie, hope you had a great birthday.
loved your story about flashing the terminex man. i would have sent greetings for your b-day sooner but i couldnt quit laughing.
you go girl!
the other fran |
| CabinCreek-Kentucky |
Posted - Jun 10 2006 : 3:25:58 PM
thanks all ya'll sweetie pies for liking how i turn everyday happenings into silly stories. (well, everyday for me anyhoo). and thanks for all those sweet birthday wishes .. i've just related my 'tales' of how i spent my birthday in another posting ... with PNEUMONIA! xo
True Friends, Frannie
My KENTUCKY RAMBLINGS 'blog':
http://cabincreekfarm-kentucky.blogspot.com/ |
| CabinCreek-Kentucky |
Posted - Jun 10 2006 : 2:40:27 PM
oh honey chile' .. don't go feeling sorry for him .. he was young, good looking and he and hank were laughing and talking about the hot 'tip' he got for coming down to check for bugs! AND .. he gave us, by far, the best estimate we've gotten yet! xoxo
I feel sorry for the Terminix man -- he's probably still in shock.
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http://cabincreekfarm-kentucky.blogspot.com/ |
| country lawyer |
Posted - Jun 06 2006 : 10:02:04 AM
Well I haven't been on here in about a ba-zillion years, but had the time to finally sit down and try to catch up. I've tried before, but sooooo many posts...just didn't know where to jump in. Boy oh boy, this sure is the perfect place. Frannie, you are so much fun. Thanks for the laughs. Here's to your birthday. Hope you have a happy and exciting one. Seems that happiness and excitement are your constant companions. Enjoy the day!
"All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of things shall be well."
Julian of Norwich |
| verbina |
Posted - Jun 05 2006 : 2:48:46 PM
happy birthday frannie! what kind of vitamins do you take? you look great! randi from jersey |
| Tina Michelle |
Posted - Jun 05 2006 : 11:58:55 AM
Happy Birthday Frannie/here's hoping you have a fun day.
~Seize the Day! Live, Love, Laugh~ |
| blueroses |
Posted - Jun 05 2006 : 10:37:58 AM
Happy Birthday Frannie!!!!! Hope you'll have an absolutely lovely day & get into some interesting situation too, of course.
"You cannot find peace...by avoiding life."
Virginia Woolfe |
| Carol |
Posted - Jun 05 2006 : 09:50:28 AM
HAPPY DAY Frannie! We LOVE you!!!!!!!!!!
Carol
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, red wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming 'WOO HOO, what a ride!'"
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| westernhorse51 |
Posted - Jun 05 2006 : 08:26:35 AM
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANNIE!!!!!!!!1   
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| farmgrlchick |
Posted - Jun 05 2006 : 07:10:23 AM
Today is the big day! Hope it's a happy one! Love ya Sweets!
Theresa
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| CountryGirl85 |
Posted - Jun 04 2006 : 9:25:51 PM
Oh Frannie! I just love you and all your stories! You are a regular celebrity around here! I hope you have a very happy birthday tomorrow!
Wishing you 65 more years of fun, friends, and flashing! hehe!
Laura
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." Anne Frank |
| junebug |
Posted - Jun 04 2006 : 2:49:04 PM
What a hoot, and a picture to boot!! Just got back from a week out west to see my Mom and I had to get caught up in the forums, sure did miss everyone! And miss Frannie, a blessed birthday to you!!!
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| dargaonfly1054 |
Posted - Jun 02 2006 : 5:24:59 PM
Frannie, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!! I just got back from a slightly stressful "vacation" with my sweetie watching his grandson graduate from high school....(I knew absolutely no one except for my sweetie) so I am on here checking out to see what has been going on while I've been gone. I too almost fell off my chair. And I just had to read it to my sweetie.......we have both had a wonderful chuckle!! wish I could meet you in person, you are truly a wonderful woman!! Thanks for the laugh. Georgette
"We need the tonic of wildness, to wade sometimes in marshes where the bittern and the meadow-hen lurk..." Thoreau |
| KJD |
Posted - Jun 02 2006 : 5:20:52 PM
Frannie -
Thanks for all your humor - I love you, without "knowing" you! I forwarded this to my Mom, whom I told you once would love you as you are both so much alike! She doesn't "do" computers, so it'll go through my Dad first, but he'll love the story too! Two of my 3 boys are Gemini's also - one just turned 20, one just turned 12 yesterday. The other has to share the troubles of Cancer with me in July! I sure would love to really meet you some day... |
| theoanne |
Posted - Jun 02 2006 : 2:02:18 PM
Frannie,
This was too funny!!! I'm sure you gave the terminix guy a story he can tell for years. I'm so impressed with your ability to handle the situation as you did.
Happy Birthday ,and try to wear some thing besides your "birthday suit"for your special day. LOL :)
Teddie |
| serenity1652 |
Posted - Jun 02 2006 : 1:31:38 PM
Oh my gosh...I have laughed and laughed and laughed. You are sooooo funny. Happy early birthday. Mine is June 15th...We Gemini's are tons of fun. You keep comin with the stories...I just love them.
Fawn
"May all of your farm girl dreams come true...as mine has"
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| Phils Ann |
Posted - Jun 02 2006 : 11:24:47 AM
And... Happy Birthday! You look a whole lot younger than your age, although there's nothing wrong with 65!
There is a Redeemer. |
| Phils Ann |
Posted - Jun 02 2006 : 11:22:33 AM
Oh, Frannie, You're such a stitch! I had my one-piece bathing suit drag down in the surf at a church trip to the beach one year...showing all from the waist up. My Sweetie was in front of me trying to demonstrate what I needed to do--to dumbstruck to TELL me. My face is red just thinking about it. We changed churches. ;0 (soonafter, but not because of my indecent display.)
Ann
There is a Redeemer. |
| Tina Michelle |
Posted - Jun 01 2006 : 9:24:20 PM
LOL I laughed real hard at this. sounds like something that would happen to me. oh gracious. LOL
by the way a terrific birthday wishes to you. have fun!
~Seize the Day! Live, Love, Laugh~ |
| FarrarFarmgirl |
Posted - Jun 01 2006 : 08:44:41 AM
Frannie, Frannie, Frannie,
Oh, my goodness, that was good. You paint a great story and make it so vivid. I can just see it happening, like being a fly on the wall. Oh, how funny. I haven't had a good laugh all week, this topped the charts. The funny part is that it was all so innocent and unexpected, but quite natural. Who doesn't do that? Fortunately, most of us don't have a surprise audience. But only you, Frannie, can handle that with such country grace and humor. Your story-telling gifts can make the most out of something the rest of us - I really mean me - would just as soon dismiss and forget it ever happened. You live life the best.
Thanks so much for "perking" up my day and bringing a smile across the miles.
Hey, did Twigs say you are coming to MO? When and Where and how long? I feel celebrity excitment about to erupt. If you don't mind saying, of course.
Happy Early Birthday!!! I don't send that kind of greeting out very often, usually I'm the one keeping Belated Birthday card designers in business, but I wish you all the best and hope you have another year of cherished memories and fabulous adventures. God has blessed you in many ways and given us all a gift through you.
In His hands,
Lynda L.
Pray in faith and you will not live in doubt.
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| therusticcottage |
Posted - Jun 01 2006 : 07:28:33 AM
This was way more information than any of us needed to know! I feel sorry for the Terminix man -- he's probably still in shock.
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| Shirley |
Posted - Jun 01 2006 : 12:41:46 AM
Frannie
That was so funny I nearly fell off my chair laughing!!
I can just see it all!!
ROTFPIMP
shirley
PS Happy B-Day |
| LisaBee |
Posted - May 31 2006 : 10:33:03 PM
Frannie, Thanks for the good laugh. I am sure the Terminix man will never be the same. Wonder what it is about a boob popping out that just makes you laugh...even if it's yours. One of my very favorite quotes is from Joan Rivers. When someone asked her what she thought her best feature was, she replied, "My breasts...although now I have to wear open-toed shoes to show them off!"
"There is no teacup too large, nor book too long."
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| sugarsfarm |
Posted - May 31 2006 : 9:57:26 PM
oh my goodness frannie! i havent laughed out loud at the computer in a long time!!! hahaha...Happy pre-birthday to you! and keep your clothes on for goodness sake!!! haahaha!
You must be the change you want to see in the world.
Mahatma Gandhi |
