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| yarnmamma |
Posted - Dec 18 2009 : 3:58:35 PM
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this-- ever
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "What would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
Linda in Scranton, PA
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| maggie14 |
Posted - Dec 30 2009 : 8:21:17 PM
very funny!! Thanks!
Hugs,
Channah
If you can dream it, and if you are willing to put forth the work and effort, you can have anything you envision. |
| herblady55 |
Posted - Dec 30 2009 : 6:12:20 PM
Still ROFL....those were great...and...uh....Carol, I didn't even notice til I went back up and read yours again. That's bad. lol
Farmgirl Sister# 905
Judy
Hugs&Squeezles!
I am not contained between my hat and my boots! -Walt Whitman- |
| lilwing |
Posted - Dec 30 2009 : 5:30:29 PM
Oh, wow! This was good. LOL! I agreed with several of them..hit the nail right on the head!
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Proud Farmgirl #775
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| Claude09647 |
Posted - Dec 30 2009 : 4:32:40 PM
ha ha that just made me laugh!! Thanks for the smiles!
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| yarnmamma |
Posted - Dec 30 2009 : 3:56:31 PM
Oh...yes, please send me prayers or good loving Karma.
Linda in Scranton, PA
I see trees of green and red roses too...skys of blue and clouds of white, and I think to myself...what a wonderful world.
Louis Armstrong |
| paradiseplantation |
Posted - Dec 30 2009 : 2:04:05 PM
Oh, Linda! I so needed that right now. I was in the dumps about something, and your post just sort of put it in perspective! Uh, so, do I owe you a counseling fee?
from the hearts of paradise... |
| yarnmamma |
Posted - Dec 30 2009 : 1:59:18 PM
bump...anyone want a laugh or at least a silly smile today? I've got cabin fever...on farmgirl site for hours. lol
Linda in Scranton, PA
I see trees of green and red roses too...skys of blue and clouds of white, and I think to myself...what a wonderful world.
Louis Armstrong |
| Prairie Princess |
Posted - Dec 18 2009 : 6:29:35 PM
These are some of the funniest statements I've seen in a long time! Thanks for sharing the laughs! :)
~Jodi
"Women are like teabags...you never know how strong they are until they get into hot water." Eleanor Roosevelt
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| Lessie Louise |
Posted - Dec 18 2009 : 6:17:48 PM
I never thought to collect them and run an ad. I may do that next time, I know if it was me, I'd want all the cushions. Just noticed how I spelled cushion the first time, hope my kids don't see it!
Forget buns of steel, I'd rather have buns of cinnamon!
Farmgirl #680! |
| 1badmamawolf |
Posted - Dec 18 2009 : 5:42:38 PM
Carol, my daughter lives in Burbank, Ca. She does alot of freeway driving, and when she sees that single couch cushion on the side of the road, and its safe to pull over and get it, she does, then runs an ad, describing it, and I would say 70% of the time, the person who lost it calls and goes and picks it up, she has gotten large reward offers, cause as she says, "what do you do with a 3 cushion couch that is missing the middle one",lol.
I like the whole list, its too true, lol.
"Treat the earth well, it was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children" |
| Annab |
Posted - Dec 18 2009 : 4:20:11 PM
VERY funny!
Thanks for the laugh! |
| kristin sherrill |
Posted - Dec 18 2009 : 4:18:52 PM
# 11 seems to fit me pretty good sometimes. More often than not.
Kris
Happiness is simple. |
| Woodswoman |
Posted - Dec 18 2009 : 4:12:59 PM
Thanks for the laughs!!!! (and a lot of it is true for me....).
Jennifer
Farmgirl Sister #104
"Nature brings to every time and season some beauties of its own".
-Charles Dickens |
| Lessie Louise |
Posted - Dec 18 2009 : 4:11:08 PM
Another thing that makes me wonder: you know when you see couch coushins or dresser drawers on the freeway. When do you think those people know they are missing?
Forget buns of steel, I'd rather have buns of cinnamon!
Farmgirl #680! |
