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| yarnmamma |
Posted - Aug 22 2009 : 3:22:52 PM
Hi farmgirl sisters,
Wouldn't it be fun to share jokes? Once in a while I come accross a very funny clean joke.
here is the first one:
A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum.
"There you are, my dear," said the mother. "But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"
"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells candy."
Linda in Scranton, PA
"I dare you to scare yourself with how beautiful you are."
Rob Brezsny from http://freewillastrology.com/home.shtml
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| Miss Bee Haven |
Posted - Sep 01 2009 : 06:09:56 AM
I needed this morning laugh to go with my morning cuppa joe! :)
Farmgirl Sister #50
"If you think you've got it nailed down, then what's all that around it?"
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| Tapestry |
Posted - Aug 31 2009 : 7:53:30 PM
Loved these 
Happy farmgirl sister #353
Look for rainbows instead of mud puddles
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| mommatracy |
Posted - Aug 31 2009 : 5:16:25 PM
How did the chewing gum cross the road? It got stuck on the chickens foot!
The first time I heard this I couldn't stop laughing. I couldn't even retell it from laughing so hard. It's just so simple and ridiculous! But then it might have been that vodka-tonic I was drinking at the time.
www.cottagebythebay.blogspot.com |
| yarnmamma |
Posted - Aug 31 2009 : 11:10:58 AM
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Linda in Scranton, PA
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| Sitnalta |
Posted - Aug 22 2009 : 5:30:10 PM
ROFL....that second one was hilarious!!
hugs
Jessie
People are like stained-glass windows.
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,
but when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
www.messiejessie2.blogspot.com |
| Bear5 |
Posted - Aug 22 2009 : 3:59:16 PM
Linda:
I got my laugh for the day. That was a super good one.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
| yarnmamma |
Posted - Aug 22 2009 : 3:26:08 PM
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I herby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
And with that command, the statues came to life, smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.
The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head."
Linda in Scranton, PA
"I dare you to scare yourself with how beautiful you are."
Rob Brezsny from http://freewillastrology.com/home.shtml
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