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| yarnmamma |
Posted - Feb 07 2009 : 06:05:26 AM
Kids always have the best answers!
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God
decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck
with...
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough...
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10 (isn't he ready for the world of dating?)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and
make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and
have kids with them... It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure
would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8 (I like this kid)
And the #1 Favorite is ...
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10 (He'll be married forever)
Linda in Scranton, PA
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| ddmashayekhi |
Posted - Feb 09 2009 : 2:29:16 PM
That was adorable. Thanks for sharing this laugh with us!
Dawn in IL |
| sweetproserpina |
Posted - Feb 09 2009 : 09:40:55 AM
My fella and I had a good laugh over this list!
Thanks!
"Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world."
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| BarefootGoatGirl |
Posted - Feb 08 2009 : 01:55:02 AM
i think they know more about marriage than i do.
What we write today slipped into our souls some other day when we were alone and doing nothing.
-Brenda Ueland
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| electricdunce |
Posted - Feb 07 2009 : 4:31:34 PM
What a hoot! Those are really some wonderful insights into marriage...
Karin
Farmgirl Sister #153
"Give me shelter from the storm" - Bob Dylan
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| yarnmamma |
Posted - Feb 07 2009 : 11:44:30 AM
Cheryl...I LOVE your quote about exercise! LOL
Linda in Scranton, PA
farmgirl #71 |
| K-Falls Farmgirl |
Posted - Feb 07 2009 : 11:36:04 AM
Laughter is always the best medicine... These kids sure are smart! Too cute.
Cheryl
Farmgirl #309
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Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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| yarnmamma |
Posted - Feb 07 2009 : 11:29:54 AM
good! so happy to make you happy...we need a good laugh at least once a day!
Linda in Scranton, PA
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| chessie |
Posted - Feb 07 2009 : 08:46:59 AM
am crying and laughing so hard 1 kant tpye
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| kristin sherrill |
Posted - Feb 07 2009 : 07:47:09 AM
That is so funny and oh so true. I just laughed and laughed at all of them. I told my hubby about the truck one and he said he thinks all trucks are pretty. What a man. He's a real truck fan!
I love what Kristen said. I am praying for my grandaughter's husbands now and have been since they were born. I know God has good ones out there for them already.
Thanks for sharing this, Linda. I sure did need a good laugh to start my day. This and Grace's bubble wrap chore suit.
Kris
Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. Maori proverb |
| kpaints |
Posted - Feb 07 2009 : 07:05:13 AM
Thank you, that made my day! Aren't kids right on! Out of the mouth of babes! rofl
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| Sitnalta |
Posted - Feb 07 2009 : 06:48:42 AM
ROFL...How true some of those are! What a good laugh today! :)
hugs
Jessie
Farmgirl Sister #235
Stashaholics Anonymous Member since Jan. 29th, 2009 :)
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, cookies in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming. "WOOHOO, What a Ride!"
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| willowtreecreek |
Posted - Feb 07 2009 : 06:47:12 AM
Ohhh this is good!
Farmgirl Sister #17
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| yarnmamma |
Posted - Feb 07 2009 : 06:27:24 AM
knew you'd enjoy this!!
I did!!
 
Linda in Scranton, PA
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| Marybeth |
Posted - Feb 07 2009 : 06:25:28 AM
Even if she looks like a truck----excuse me while I pick myself up off the floor. Too too funny. thanks for the laugh. MB
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| Marcy |
Posted - Feb 07 2009 : 06:21:27 AM
Thank you so much for sharing this! You made my day start off with a laugh. This is just toooo cute!
Farmgirl #170
Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give...Eleanor Roosevelt |
