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| dutchy |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 05:19:55 AM
 Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash,
Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Good-for-nothing lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield (London) Couple Slain;Police Suspect homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
What - no duct tape?
Oklahoma's construction program!
Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge
He could BE the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
Hugs from Marian/Dutchy, a farmgirl from the Netherlands :)
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| willowtreecreek |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 7:43:11 PM
My hubby teaches HS journalism. I printed these for him and he's gonna use them in class on tuesday. How funny!
Farmgirl Sister #17
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| lilyblossom |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 3:09:11 PM
I needed a laugh after the long week at work. Thanks!
Donna...true blue KY farmgirl, farmgirl #86 |
| levisgrammy |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 2:27:03 PM
I was just showing this to my son. He loved it! That's because he can't believe stuff like this gets printed. And no one notices, guess they don't employ proofreaders anymore?
Denise
farmgirl sister #43
"Take a lesson from the teakettle, though up to its
neck in hot water...it sings!"
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| Tina Michelle |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 2:11:21 PM
oh my..too funny.
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| jpbluesky |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 2:05:22 PM
That was funny! I love plays on words. :)
Farmgirl Sister # 31
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| levisgrammy |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 1:43:32 PM
Makes you wonder doesn't it?
Thanks for the giggles!
Denise
farmgirl sister #43
"Take a lesson from the teakettle, though up to its
neck in hot water...it sings!"
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| Mumof3 |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 1:17:07 PM
Oh my gosh. That was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!
Karin
Farmgirl Sister
# 18 :)
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| dutchy |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 1:17:03 PM
quote:
Originally posted by shepherdgirl
Oh my! HOOOOOWWWW FUUUNNY!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard my dogs started barking!!! Your response to each flubbed headline made me laugh even harder! I especially like that LAST one! Where ARE the editors anyway? And did they even pass the High School ENGLISH Exit Exam? Too funny. Thanks for the GREAT laugh! ~~Tracy
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. ~~ George Carlin
They weren't MY responses, to be honest, wish I was that witty LOL!
They were there already, I just copied and pasted :D
Hugs from Marian/Dutchy, a farmgirl from the Netherlands :)
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| Tammy Claxton |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 12:49:36 PM
That was tooo funny! Thanks Dutchy!
Crafty Bay Farmgirl Chapter
"What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger"
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| shepherdgirl |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 10:51:50 AM
Oh my! HOOOOOWWWW FUUUNNY!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard my dogs started barking!!! Your response to each flubbed headline made me laugh even harder! I especially like that LAST one! Where ARE the editors anyway? And did they even pass the High School ENGLISH Exit Exam? Too funny. Thanks for the GREAT laugh! ~~Tracy
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. ~~ George Carlin |
| lilwing |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 09:43:13 AM
This was hilarious! Thanks!!
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| Bear5 |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 08:41:09 AM
Dutchy:
That was a great morning laugh!!!!! Thanks.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
| shover1970 |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 08:33:53 AM
[size=3][/size=3] This was great, I was sitting at working laughing at these and everyone was looking at me like I was crazy or something. Thank you dutchy for making my day go faster, this was to good. |
| Annika |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 08:22:12 AM
That is too funny. Several friends have sent me this already, but I still am getting a good laugh out of it! Thank you Dutchy!
Annika
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| Aunt Jenny |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 08:21:20 AM
Those are very funny...thanks for the giggle this morning!
Jenny in Utah
Proud Farmgirl sister #24
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| miss wilma |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 08:17:16 AM
Dutchy you are just to much, I love something good to laugh about and you have made my day, Have fun Miss Wilma
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| Marybeth |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 07:16:14 AM
Too funny Dutchy. Perfect way to start a day. MB
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| Libbie |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 07:08:18 AM
Holy cow!!! I was sitting here laughing out loud, and then wanting to call my farmgirl friend but it's too early in the morning here -- that's WAY too funny! Thanks, Dutchy!!!
XOXO, Libbie
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| Marcy |
Posted - Aug 29 2008 : 05:43:02 AM
Dutchy,
Thanks for giving me the 'laugh of the day!' Great way to start a morning. Thanks for sharing!
Farmgirl #170
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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