| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| bohemiangel |
Posted - Feb 06 2008 : 1:36:07 PM
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
**~~Farmgirl Sister #60~~**
"... to thine ownself be true."
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| mima |
Posted - Feb 07 2008 : 06:47:22 AM
Thats soooo awesome !!! Thank you!
"No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars,or sailed to an uncharted land or opened a new heaven to the human spirit." Helen Keller |
| palmettogirl |
Posted - Feb 07 2008 : 06:13:56 AM
how cute.....how true!!!! |
| BarefootGoatGirl |
Posted - Feb 07 2008 : 04:52:03 AM
i always thought men had it easy!
What we write today slipped into our souls some other day when we were alone and doing nothing.
-Brenda Ueland
http://quilandneedle.blogspot.com/ |
| CabinCreek-Kentucky |
Posted - Feb 07 2008 : 04:46:42 AM
ha! this one came around the other day in an e-mail and gave me a good giggle! thanks for sharing it! xo
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| mikesgirl |
Posted - Feb 06 2008 : 2:29:53 PM
LOL - I'm sending to my daughter!
Farmgirl Sister #98
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