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| Peanut |
Posted - Jan 31 2008 : 2:05:38 PM
There is a factory in Kansas which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday.."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
"What is a farm but a mute gospel?"
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| Farmtopia |
Posted - Feb 01 2008 : 12:13:22 AM
Lea, that is cute!
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| farmgirl blessings |
Posted - Jan 31 2008 : 7:17:47 PM
Oh my goodness ... that is just about as funny as my youngest son thinking he was an octopus because he had tentacles! LOL I'm rolling on the floor!
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| Lavendar fields dreamer |
Posted - Jan 31 2008 : 5:57:48 PM
roflmao
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| willowtreecreek |
Posted - Jan 31 2008 : 5:21:49 PM
HAHAHA! My MIL has wanted a Tickle Me Elmo for ever and we were finally able to find one for her just before christmas. I just called her and read her this story. She had a good laugh!
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| junkjunkie |
Posted - Jan 31 2008 : 4:37:02 PM
"To have life in focus, we must have death in our field of vision." Benedictine monk John Main |
| Alee |
Posted - Jan 31 2008 : 4:20:37 PM
ROFL!!
Alee
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| Farmtopia |
Posted - Jan 31 2008 : 3:59:34 PM
Oy Jennifer!!! Eeeevvvviiill! But funny! :D
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| catscharm74 |
Posted - Jan 31 2008 : 2:53:56 PM
HA!!! Thanks for that....
Cheers,
Heather
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