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| Utahfarmgirl |
Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 3:02:45 PM
at my doctor's office this morning, legs in stirrups, about to have a PAP. My doctor started the poking and so on in my nether regions and I suddenly had to burst into song:
"I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay! And I pity any girl who isn't me todaaaaayy!"
And this shreik of laughter came from between my legs.
Yep, just another day for Patty. One for the Challenge. I made my doctor laugh today.
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| miss wilma |
Posted - Jan 23 2008 : 7:43:49 PM
I love funny stories and you have made me forget how tired I am today, keep up the fun It really helps us old folks stay young
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| jpbluesky |
Posted - Jan 23 2008 : 6:37:08 PM
LOL! Clementine, what a Hoot!!!!!
Along those lines, and from those times, how about the old song Red River Valley?
Come and sit by my side if you love me
Do not hasten to bid me adieu
But remember the Red River Valley
And the cowboy who loved you so true.
Farmgirl Sister # 31
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
| Maryjane Lee |
Posted - Jan 23 2008 : 3:07:21 PM
Oh Frannie, that is a funny story to! I think someone needs to write a little book on womens GYN stories!!!
Hugs, Maryjane Lee
Farmgirl Sister #44
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| Utahfarmgirl |
Posted - Jan 23 2008 : 1:15:08 PM
Peanut you had me laughing out loud!! Any more ideas, ladies?
laughingly,
Patricia
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| Peanut |
Posted - Jan 23 2008 : 11:51:53 AM
I'd go with Clementine.
"In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine"...
Hee.
"What is a farm but a mute gospel?"
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| jpbluesky |
Posted - Jan 23 2008 : 11:39:04 AM
A movement should begin now - perhaps called Singing at the OB-GYN! We could produce a list of songs that fit the bill, so to speak.
I Feel Pretty - the original song used at the original Singing at the OB-GYN.
Then perhaps we could follow up with:
Oh What a Beautiful Morning
Oh what a beautiful day
I've got a beautiful feeling
everything's going my way!
Any other suggestions girls?
Farmgirl Sister # 31
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
| Utahfarmgirl |
Posted - Jan 23 2008 : 11:31:21 AM
I keep thinking about my grandmother in these situations. She was a tiny Italian immigrant woman who ruled the roost and was the epitome of modesty. My aunts used to tell me about the ruckus she caused at the gyn (of course they never had gyns in her little town in Calabria at the turn of the last century). I can just hear her "Whatsa matta you? I'ma married woman!"
Patricia
Proud Farmgirl Sister #19
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| mima |
Posted - Jan 23 2008 : 05:43:55 AM
Frannie!!! THAT is too funny!! Ah! The things we women endure!
"No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars,or sailed to an uncharted land or opened a new heaven to the human spirit." Helen Keller |
| CabinCreek-Kentucky |
Posted - Jan 22 2008 : 11:27:24 PM
oh chile .. i remember years ago .. telling my GYN .. "I HATE THIS!!!" (he widened my legs a little, poked his head through and replied: "WHEN YOU START ENJOYING IT .. I'M RECOMMENDING ANOTHER DOCTOR"!
NEXT TIME .. I SHALL BURST INTO SONG! thanks for the giggle! xo
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| Utahfarmgirl |
Posted - Jan 22 2008 : 11:20:49 PM
Thank you. Thank you very much.
love,
P
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| Aunt Jenny |
Posted - Jan 22 2008 : 8:25:09 PM
You crack me up Patricia!!!
Jenny in Utah
Proud Farmgirl sister #24
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| Utahfarmgirl |
Posted - Jan 22 2008 : 7:58:58 PM
You're so right, Libbie!
love,
P
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| Libbie |
Posted - Jan 22 2008 : 7:55:37 PM
I just saw this one - that is just TOOOOOooooo funny!!!!! That one counts for at least TWO for the Challenge, Patricia !
XOXO, Libbie
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| Utahfarmgirl |
Posted - Jan 22 2008 : 7:46:22 PM
Jeannie, I was laughing. Your comment was just so right on! I thought it was a terrific play on words. I appreciate those kinds of things.
love,
Moi
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| Lainey |
Posted - Jan 22 2008 : 11:33:20 AM
Hehehe. Thanks for sharing that, it made my day! I can imagine your doctor laughing about it.
Farmgirl Sister #25
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| jpbluesky |
Posted - Jan 22 2008 : 11:26:30 AM
I am sorry I made you say OW! I was making a play on words joke, but I hope you did not take it in any other way! I Feel Pretty comes from The West Side Story .....oh, you know what I meant I hope!
Farmgirl Sister # 31
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
| Amie C. |
Posted - Jan 22 2008 : 06:03:31 AM
Personally, I would not want to do anything that might make the doctor jump with suprise! But I'm glad you both had fun during your exam. |
| Carol Sue |
Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 9:52:19 PM
Patricia,
Girl you are a riot.
Cs
listening to the quiet moments
Farmgirl #39
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| Utahfarmgirl |
Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 8:38:03 PM
OW!
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| jpbluesky |
Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 7:50:43 PM
Love that story, Patricia.....and it was not even your west side story, it was your south end story! :)
Farmgirl Sister # 31
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
| therusticcottage |
Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 6:05:09 PM
That's my girl! Always good for a laugh!!
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| Alee |
Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 5:42:23 PM
I think I have a new happy song to hum to myself during the exam!! :D
Alee
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| KYgurlsrbest |
Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 4:03:11 PM
That's soooo funny, Patricia! Especially since I go to my gyn tomorrow for my annual appointment! At least it lightened the mood, I guess!!!!
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| Annika |
Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 3:59:57 PM
Oh! too funny, I'm gonna giggle for a while over this one...you're a wicked funny person, I love it!
Annika
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| lisamarie508 |
Posted - Jan 21 2008 : 3:57:24 PM
Patricia, that's absolutely hilarious! I would never have the guts to do that. I'm too embarrassed to even go to a GYN.
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