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| miss wilma |
Posted - Dec 13 2007 : 12:24:15 PM
I just got back from Walmart after I just had my wallet emptied I had to come back out side to dismal grey drizzly weather, now I need something to brighten things up. How about some of you girls telling me the funniest thing you can think of that has happened in your life now remember I really am wanting to laugh Miss Wilma
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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| jpbluesky |
Posted - Dec 22 2007 : 1:40:25 PM
Hope you feel better all around, not just because of a laugh, but because you deserve to feel good! :)
Farmgirl Sister # 31
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
| miss wilma |
Posted - Dec 22 2007 : 12:59:55 PM
Oh girl you crack me up, I felt so bad today and I have just got my dose of medicine. wg
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| jpbluesky |
Posted - Dec 22 2007 : 12:54:41 PM
Right back at ya, Miss Wilma.
Here is another one, if I can retell it sufficiently. My aunt Eileen, who could tell this real good (now gone to greater glory), always came to see my grandma, who lived with us for many years when I was a child. One day, she was bringing a new bedpan to us for her. Aunt Eileen lived in a small town 20 miles south of us, and she was speeding down the highway. She had to go really bad, and there was nowhere to stop unless she went into the corn fields, which is not very private. So she pulled over, and made use of the bedpan. Just as she got it positioned, and was sitting in the drivers seat feeling relief, there was a knock on her window. There was a highway patrolman! She rolled down her window, and he said, "Is everthing okay ma'am?" She said, "Yes officer, things are getting better every second!" Thankfully, he just tipped his hat and went back to his car!!!
Farmgirl Sister # 31
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
| miss wilma |
Posted - Dec 22 2007 : 12:17:02 PM
Jeannie you are one funny girl Miss Wilma
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| miss wilma |
Posted - Dec 21 2007 : 11:04:59 AM
I still got a little flex left to Ha
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| KYgurlsrbest |
Posted - Dec 21 2007 : 10:48:27 AM
Nope, Miss Wilma, but I was a ballerina...glad to know the flexibility is still in my body, if not in my ego!!!
Farmgirl Sister #80, thanks to a very special farmgirl from the Bluegrass..."She was built like a watch, a study in balance ... with a neck and head so refined, like a drawing by DaVinci"...
NY Newsday sportswriter Bill Nack describing filly, Ruffian.
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| miss wilma |
Posted - Dec 21 2007 : 10:42:50 AM
Girls I went back to walmart today after leaving there I sure could stand a good laugh Miss wilma
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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| miss wilma |
Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 5:44:23 PM
Okay girls now I planted my potatoes right on the correct moon signs, they had just got right for little new potatoes. Sterl looked down at the garden and there was 50 head of our neighbors cows running in the garden and tobacco field. By the time we got them out they had completely destroyed our garden and part of the tobacco , now you can believe I was more than a little teched My potatoes were ruined what they hadnt stomped up they had pooped all over So I believe in doing the legal thing so I called the co attorney sure enough since this had happened before I had a right to shoot them . Well I proceeded to shoot the blame cows but Sterl talked me out of it so I called to see about insurance ,but the neighbor had none he did promise to pay for the damage. This went on for about two weeks and I hadnt cooled off one bit. then we were out in the yard and here he came over the hill, So sterl went out and stopped him guess what he paid sterl with 2 loads of chicken poop wg
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| miss wilma |
Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 4:00:37 PM
Jonni was you a cheer leader for the wild cats ? WG
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| jpbluesky |
Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 1:31:38 PM
Jonni - lol.....now those ladies know that not only did you hang the moon, but you pretty near showed one too!!! And they are probably envious that you can still do the splits. I know I am!
Farmgirl Sister # 31
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
| KYgurlsrbest |
Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 12:14:19 PM
Let's see....I know I have some from when I was little, but most recently, I embarrassed the heck out of myself trying to be super cool, and "let THAT be a lesson to me!!!" My boss is the Master Commissioner here in the county, and he has a staff of ladies who just think I'm the livin' end. They call me with all kinds of common sense questions, office supply questions, computer questions, whatever, and tell me that my boss just thinks I hung the moon. So, I'm feeling pretty smart and sassy, and one day, late in the afternoon, my boss gets taken to the ER and we don't hear from his family until well into the evening. He was being kept in the hospital, so he asked me to "take care of things" for him at the Master's office. So, I dressed up in my finest and walked in the pouring rain to the courthouse, and prepared myself for a full day of being the "go to person", and to make my boss proud. I rode up in the elevator, rounded the corner in the freshly waxed hallway and BOOM, fell into fully on gymnast splits right there in front of the open door of the Master Commissioner's office and the 3 ladies who now know, I'm really just a huge dork 
I didn't even tell my husband about it my face was so red for days!!!
Farmgirl Sister #80, thanks to a very special farmgirl from the Bluegrass..."She was built like a watch, a study in balance ... with a neck and head so refined, like a drawing by DaVinci"...
NY Newsday sportswriter Bill Nack describing filly, Ruffian.
http://www.buyhandmade.org/ |
| miss wilma |
Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 12:11:29 PM
I never get enough laughing do you?
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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| Amie C. |
Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 12:04:03 PM
If you can stand one more funny kid story, here's one from my family. Growing up in a family with many children, we spent far too many summer vacation days following my mom through grocery and department stores on her daily errands. My youngest brother was very hyperactive and was quite a handful. One day when he was 4 or 5, we were in the socks-and-underwear department at Sears and he was running around in circles, crawling into the clothing racks, etc. After a while we noticed that his noise and fidgeting had stopped. Where was he? We looked and looked, and finally found him under a rack of slips and nighties. He was huddled up with his hands over his head, moaning "Too much underwear...too much underwear..." I guess he'd had all the shopping he could handle for one day. |
| jpbluesky |
Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 11:35:07 AM
I look forward to hearing that.
I grew up real strict, too. No alcohol, no cigarettes, and lots of church suppers. Our church was just down the street and we walked there a lot. But we all could laugh and have fun like there was no tomorrow.
Farmgirl Sister # 31
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
| miss wilma |
Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 11:20:50 AM
Ha even us old moral folks like to laugh and I did get a good laugh I could just picture you and your sister. Sometime I will tell you how strict I grew up, and what happened when I learned to curse a little I got broke from that fast he he Miss Wilma
I am a farm girl married to a sewing machine
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| jpbluesky |
Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 11:09:46 AM
Miss Wilma - it was your story about "forty" that reminded me, because you can imagine how it sounded when I used the word smart.
Farmgirl Sister # 31
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
| miss wilma |
Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 10:48:00 AM
I am a very moral person but that would even crack a preacher up wg
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| jpbluesky |
Posted - Dec 19 2007 : 10:44:14 AM
This is kind of on the edge, too, so please forgive if I offend anyone. My sister still tells this one on me in safe company.
When I was little I could not make the sound of sm like in smile, and I would say file instead, using an f sound. My older sister (by 8 years) and I went to Coy's corner store one day to get bread and milk and we got the counter to pay, and all of sudden I remembered and said real loud...."Jannie, mommy told us to get some _ucker's jelly. My sister was about 12 or 13 at the time, and I could not understand why she was so mad and took us out of there without getting the jelly!
Farmgirl Sister # 31
Psalm 51: 10-13 |
| miss wilma |
Posted - Dec 18 2007 : 11:28:56 PM
Oh but you are good,I have pretty flowers in the summer but they die back n the winter, but I am out early in the spring, I found 3 bushels of sea shells in South Carolina last month and cant wait to do some pots with them, Its late so I think IAM WORN DOWN ENOUGH TO GO TO SLEEP miss wilma
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| Tina Michelle |
Posted - Dec 18 2007 : 11:20:06 PM
sounds organic to me..LOL
I just posted a pretty poinsetta picture I took last year over on my blog. It had rained and the flower looked so sparkly.
I adore flowers too Miz Wilma..I love, love growing them and love,love taking photos of them.
In fact if you'd like to see some of my photography work just visit this website..I have a wee gallery there... a couple of pages of my photos that I post on there for comment and critique.
http://www.ephotozine.com/u33679
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| miss wilma |
Posted - Dec 18 2007 : 9:56:24 PM
I will share the strawberries, but we might get any plums because I think the cow ate the plum the prop up, I love flowers, I have got a pretty good start on lilies My garden didnt do as well this year because of the drought but maybe things will be better this year. I have a lot to learn about organic. I stick em in the ground on top of a pile of cow manure and dont do anything else to them, I thought that was organic duh.
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| Tina Michelle |
Posted - Dec 18 2007 : 9:24:33 PM
oh Miz Wilma..I get first dibs on that strawberry patch..I'll race ya! but knowing you you'll probably take off like a jack rabbit and beat me there..plus you live closer anyhow. LOL
(can't ya tell this southern gal loves her strawberries..in fact now you've gone and done it..I have a batch of them in my fridge and I think they are suddenly a' callin' my name..hee hee)
Speaking of flowers and cutting and selling them..I am currently reading the book "Flower Farmer" about growing and selling organic flowers.
hugs to ya Miz Wilma.
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| miss wilma |
Posted - Dec 18 2007 : 5:44:23 PM
Tina and Namomi you are just a bARREL of fun I we ever meet up at Mary Janes she will be sure to put us at the back side of the property, but that will be okay I know where the flowers are and we can make some money cutting and selling flowers And I KNOW where the STRAWBERRY PATCH IS TO. But I am going to eat all I pick Miss WILMA
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| miss wilma |
Posted - Dec 18 2007 : 2:36:42 PM
Okay girls I didnt get in trouble I just had my mail box filled up So here goes Awhile back our dogs had a stray cat up a tree, My granddaughter was here and is an animal lover, well we knew the dogs would kill the cat and she was begging her papa to get the cat down so he finally got the dogs up and here she came to the back door with the cat after a lot of begging i finally said she could bring it to the kitchen only that lasted a little while and she conned me into letting her bring it into the living room if she kept it in a box That went pretty good with a ball of yarn, then not long before my daughter came to get her , she fed it a can of tuna. Well when Susie came Brieanne wanted to take the cat home susie told her she alrready had 10 cats no more Well I felt sorry for her and talked Susie into letting her take it home since she had saved its life. After awhile Susie called back and told me the bad news , I talked to Brianne a little later and asked her how the cat was She said uh uh Nana I had an INCEDENT WITH THE CAT. I asked carefully what happened uh nana it started pooping these little pill things and I grabbed paper towel trying to catch it and then Nana it started peeing and the towel was all wet and I was trying to throw the towel out the window and then Nana it started pooping real squirty and Nana we had to roll all the windows down Then Brooke was gagging and Nana it smelled really really bad. I asked her politely what mommy said , she replied mommy yelled real big BRIANNE YOU BETTER NOT LET THAT CAT OUT OF THE BOX So now Nana can not give Brianne any more cats Miss Wilma
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| Tina Michelle |
Posted - Dec 17 2007 : 11:08:04 PM
LOL you gotta admit..he got you good. Wonder what you'll come up with for "pay back" LOL
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