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Clare Posted - Sep 07 2005 : 5:17:29 PM
Forewarning: some may be offended by this post.

Remember the movie Calendar Girls, where the ladies bared almost all for a fund raising event? It was a fun movie. One of the local master gardening clubs has done the same, and raised quite a few eyebrows. Ciscoe Morris, a master gardener himself, posted about it this weekend in his gardening column. Unfortunately the link doesn't have the accompaning picture of the month of rainy May: Five ladies of considerable age, wrapped up in cellophane and holding stragically placed gardening books, or clear umbrellas, or gardening tools-along with wearing their gardening clogs and gloves and hats. And I think Ciscoe himself is Mr. November!! He's a funny little older guy. It's a hoot and I think I'm gonna buy it just to be supportive of their fundraising efforts!

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/nwgardens/238948_ciscoe03.html

Here's the link to purchase online:
http://www.kitsapgardens.org/




**** Love is the great work - though every heart is first an apprentice. - Hafiz
Set a high value on spontaneous kindness. - Samuel Johnson****
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LisaBee Posted - Sep 18 2005 : 11:45:49 PM
I just went and ordered the Au Naturel calendar and had it shipped to my new house. It will be my first official piece of mail sent there. Small, conservative Tennessee town...hope it comes in a plain brown wrapper! I love the idea for the calendar...don't think I could pose, but I would love to help somehow...maybe do some scrapbook layouts to set the photos in. Can I add to the list? John Corbitt from Northern Exposure (I miss that show!). He was also in "Raising Helen". And, believe it or not, Jerry Orbach (Law and Order, the dad in "Dirty Dancing") just DID something to me. I am 43 and he still made me think baaaaad thoughts.
Clare Posted - Sep 18 2005 : 6:11:01 PM
Farmgirls and guys, my calendar arrived! It is beautiful, and funny and also touching. I was starting to describe each month and my computer glitched, so I'll just summarize it by saying: this is worth every penny. So tastefully produced with excellent photos and a ton of humor and compassion. Don't hesitate to place your order!

**** Love is the great work - though every heart is first an apprentice. - Hafiz
Set a high value on spontaneous kindness. - Samuel Johnson****
owwlady Posted - Sep 13 2005 : 4:24:46 PM
Clare, I showed my guy my new apron I made and immediatly, he didn't even have to think about it, he had the same idea as the song. Gee whiz, I'm sure glad I didn't show him a doily!!
junebug Posted - Sep 13 2005 : 12:50:20 PM
What a hoot! I wasn't expecting this when I clicked on gardening calendars! I did love the movie that inspired this thread but somehow I can't see MJ going for this one??? LOL Not sure if I'd pose or not, but I'd sure buy one or two!!!

I'm not 40 something, I'm 39.95 plus shipping and handling!
Fabulous Farm Femmes Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 10:34:36 PM
Maybe we can get Mary Jane to wear our decorated apron and nuttin' else? No, wait, I can't work on decorating it with that in my head...

And the only way this old broad is gonna pose is if she can wear her Sock Monkey flannel pj's.....
Julia Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 8:19:49 PM
Meadowlark, You crack me up!.

"The gloom of the world is but a shadow; behind it, yet within our reach is joy. Take joy!" Fr.Giovanni
Clare Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 5:31:06 PM
Well, girls, I've ordered the Master Gardeners Au Naturel calendar!! I'm sure it will be FULL of creative posing ideas!!!

**** Love is the great work - though every heart is first an apprentice. - Hafiz
Set a high value on spontaneous kindness. - Samuel Johnson****
BlueEggBabe Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 4:33:50 PM
WooHoo!!
Look out girls,
I feel a whole new level of mail art comin' on!!
hahaha


"If more of us valued good food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world place."
J.J.R.Tolkien
MeadowLark Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 3:56:34 PM
BlueEggBabe, I can see it now...The Apron Society's Official Apron of the Month 2007 Pinup Calender! Who's up for half apron poses????

Being is what it is. Jean Paul Sartre
Clare Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 3:47:59 PM
Ohhhh, BlueEggBabe, that reminds me of one of my fav Garth Brooks songs, "standing on the porch with nothing but her apron on".... that's a PERFECT idea for posing, isn't it? We could get really creative, I'm sure!!!

**** Love is the great work - though every heart is first an apprentice. - Hafiz
Set a high value on spontaneous kindness. - Samuel Johnson****
BlueEggBabe Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 3:39:50 PM
You guys are KILLING me here..HAHAH
how did this thread slip by me until today??!
I saw a great calendar last year by a group of spinners who wuzn't wearin' nuttin' but wool mittens,hats, scarves that they made themselves...www.wearingwool.com...went to the site and it simply says:"Celebrating the ancient art of spinning and the ageless beauty of women. This project exceeded its expectations and we have all gone back to our fiber-art activities...
Nevermore...
Gonzo..."
It was so beautiful.......
uh, I'd do one in an apron, bib type, sittin' down, maybe


"If more of us valued good food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world place."
J.J.R.Tolkien
MeadowLark Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 2:54:14 PM
I am wearing very large leafed plants in strategic places girls. Maybe some BIG sunflowers??? No matter how hot it is, or how much wine I injest, at age 49 I ain't gonna bare it all... wouldn't at 19 either.

Being is what it is. Jean Paul Sartre
therusticcottage Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 2:45:59 PM
I'm in too!! Will they take an old and overweight model?

"If you are lucky enough to have a garden, you are lucky enough!"
MeadowLark Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 2:34:01 PM
LOVE IT CLARE!!!!! I'll pack some of my homegrown catawba wine for bravery!!!! Let's take the pics at the plum pit around that cute iron bed, and have the girls at the farm round up some cute guys from the university there at Moscow for backdrop props, wearing their alls or jeans, no shirts and a hard days layer of sweat and dirt. ( Or...some of the farmguy staff at the farm will suffice!)Naughty me..... (Blushing)

Being is what it is. Jean Paul Sartre
Kim Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 2:33:11 PM
Count me in!!

farmgirl@heart

Be at peace with yourself and the rest will follow
Clare Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 2:25:21 PM
Shall I be SUPER bold and make a proposal????

How about we Farmgirls make a calendar with proceeds to go to the Red Cross? We could take the pics next summer at FarmFair!!! Maybe MaryJane will volunteer to be the photographer? (Don't want gb to have a heart attack! )

How's that for brave? (and look ma, no vodka! )


**** Love is the great work - though every heart is first an apprentice. - Hafiz
Set a high value on spontaneous kindness. - Samuel Johnson****
ThymeForEweFarm Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 2:04:32 PM
quote:
Originally posted by sqrl

Meadowlark, I love your imagination! I'd do it, with the right photographer. You can hide a lot especially using the computer. Are we thinking of doing calander ladies?



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Robin
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Clare Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 12:06:56 PM
Girls, girls, girls.... we're straying again!

**** Love is the great work - though every heart is first an apprentice. - Hafiz
Set a high value on spontaneous kindness. - Samuel Johnson****
katie-ell Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 11:37:10 AM
I want Bill Murray to be my calendar guy. Caddyshack anyone?
sqrl Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 10:33:03 AM
I'll pick Russel Crow for my calender guy.

Blessed Be
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sqrl Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 10:31:58 AM
Meadowlark, I love your imagination! I'd do it, with the right photographer. You can hide a lot especially using the computer. Are we thinking of doing calander ladies?

Blessed Be
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Jes Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 04:12:21 AM
YES....as long as it was discreet & it would depend on the cause. (I wouldn't bare it for JUST ANYTHING YOU KNOW!)

Harrison Ford would be my first choice for a calender guy....but I'd pin up any of MJ's farmhands....you know...as long as it was for charity. hehe.

Just a Maine Girl
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http://sweetpeasme.motime.com ~collective souls....a journal's journey
MeadowLark Posted - Sep 09 2005 : 9:01:20 PM
I don't think anyone would pay good money to see me neckeeed either Clare...that is why there would HAVE to be some male eye candy in that pic, and a very large compost bin for me to hide behind.

Being is what it is. Jean Paul Sartre
Clare Posted - Sep 09 2005 : 5:57:31 PM
Gee Meadowlark, maybe if I had your imagination (and enough vodka in me-- and I don't drink! ), then I just might go for it. But ya know, I don't know anyone who'd pay good money to see me even discreetly nnneeekkkkeed!

**** Love is the great work - though every heart is first an apprentice. - Hafiz
Set a high value on spontaneous kindness. - Samuel Johnson****
MeadowLark Posted - Sep 09 2005 : 3:51:15 PM
Sean Connery is a professor type/landscape architect off to the side drawing up plans for a new maze/labrinth for the formal gardens wearing a tweed blazer and dark suede pants and riding boots.Ooops, got off topic again...sorry

Being is what it is. Jean Paul Sartre

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