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Across the Fence: What is your stripper name? |
emtfarmer
True Blue Farmgirl
222 Posts
Darlene
North Carolina
USA
222 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 10:19:37 AM
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Yes, that's right. I heard the funniest thing today on how to come up with your own personal stripper name. First, take the name of your first pet (that will be your first name) and then take the name of the street on which you grew up (that will be your last name).
Well, my stripper name would be. . . . . .Daisy Mack!
I'm sure there will be some good ones. Figure yours out and let's see what the farmgirls come up with if they need a second (or first!) career!
Laughing with you, Darlene
"Support your local fire departments and rescue squads...volunteers making a difference" |
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fille de ferme
True Blue Farmgirl
2344 Posts
Madeline
Meadow Lands
Pa.
USA
2344 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 10:28:57 AM
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Oh ! My heavens mine is Frosty Mc Govern :)
Blessings |
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oldbittyhen
True Blue Farmgirl
1511 Posts
tina
quartz hill
ca
USA
1511 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 10:34:50 AM
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Micki Rode....LMAO!!!!!!!
"Knowlege is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad" |
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melody
True Blue Farmgirl
3329 Posts
Melody
The Great North Woods in the Land of Hiawatha
USA
3329 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 10:41:13 AM
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Oh...I've done this before! My name would be "Dinky Langley" My that is odd...Sounds more like a PI's name!! |
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StrawHouseRanch
True Blue Farmgirl
1044 Posts
Paula
Holt
Missouri
USA
1044 Posts |
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kristin sherrill
True Blue Farmgirl
11303 Posts
kristin
chickamauga
ga
USA
11303 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 10:46:26 AM
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Mine would be Cleo Gurlie. How funny! I love these names. I don't know how well "Dinky" would go over at a strip club though.
Kris
Happiness is simple. |
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one_dog_per_acre
True Blue Farmgirl
1572 Posts
Trish
Sandpoint
ID
USA
1572 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 11:10:06 AM
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Tina Savage
“It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.”-Charlie Brown |
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Sharon Denise
True Blue Farmgirl
211 Posts
Sharon
Temple
TX
USA
211 Posts |
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Dusky Beauty
True Blue Farmgirl
1108 Posts
Jen
Tonopah
AZ
USA
1108 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 11:29:15 AM
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Kristie Valley.... Oh my, that's horrifyingly great! LOL
~*~http://silverstarfamilyfarm.blogspot.com/~*~
“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.” #8213; Erma Bombeck |
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buzzn bee
True Blue Farmgirl
1061 Posts
Deborah
Muncie
Indiana
USA
1061 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 11:43:31 AM
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Mine would be "Poochie Park" LOL!
When my husband and I first married and were renting, the LandLord said we could have one pet only. Given that we were surrounded by cornfields, my hubby thought we ought to get a cat in the event we might have mice. I wanted a puppy, so my hubby decided we would get a cat and call it Poochie. The landlord thought this was hysterical and said he would allow me to have a puppy, only if I called it Kitty. I did, and we did. Our first home we rented was on Park Street. My goodness that was a long time ago. LOL!
Debbie H Buzzn Bee
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nut4fabric
True Blue Farmgirl
885 Posts
Kathy
Morgan Hill
CA
USA
885 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 1:23:50 PM
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Trixie Vale. This is funny. Kathy |
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ceejay48
Farmgirl Legend/Schoolmarm/Sharpshooter
13664 Posts
CeeJay (CJ)
Dolores
Colorado
USA
13664 Posts |
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marlee
True Blue Farmgirl
1650 Posts
Marlene
DeRidder
Louisiana
1650 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 1:30:09 PM
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Mine is Muffin Stanley. Thats Funny.
Marlee
God is the painter, he paints the picture. And his son builds it, for he is the Master Carpenter! |
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edlund33
True Blue Farmgirl
1510 Posts
Marilyn
Renton
WA
USA
1510 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 1:30:16 PM
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Oh goodness gracious......I would be Pippy 171!
Cheers! ~ Marilyn
Farm Girl No. 1100
http://blueskyanddaisies.blogspot.com
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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machick
True Blue Farmgirl
60 Posts
Diana
Park City
Kansas
USA
60 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 1:35:46 PM
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These are soooo funny.. mine would be Buster 71.
May your bobbins always be full!!! |
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Calicogirl
True Blue Farmgirl
5216 Posts
Sharon
Bruce Crossing
Michigan
USA
5216 Posts |
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craftingram
True Blue Farmgirl
526 Posts
Karin
Nashville
In
USA
526 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 1:43:56 PM
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Oh no!! Ringo Eisenhower!!!!. Somehow I don't think I'd do very well
Karin Farmgirl Sister #2708
Romans 8: 38,39 |
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crafter
True Blue Farmgirl
2313 Posts
lori
Fort Atkinson
Wisconsin
USA
2313 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 1:51:18 PM
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Mine would be Max Green Isle- what in the world- this is so funny!! |
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Melina
True Blue Farmgirl
435 Posts
Melina
USA
435 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 2:16:47 PM
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Lancelot California...guess I'll have to be a male stripper.
The morning breeze has secrets to tell you. Do not go back to sleep. Rumi |
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one_dog_per_acre
True Blue Farmgirl
1572 Posts
Trish
Sandpoint
ID
USA
1572 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 2:17:20 PM
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Ladies, Thank you all for helping me find a name for the Dotee I just finished.
“It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.”-Charlie Brown |
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melody
True Blue Farmgirl
3329 Posts
Melody
The Great North Woods in the Land of Hiawatha
USA
3329 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 2:30:02 PM
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These are PRICELESS...I'm sitting up here in my office Laughing Out Loud!!!
I mean really? ...Frosty McGovern, Tina Savage and my personal favorite Muffin Stanley! Hysterical.
Melody Farmgirl #525 |
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
6722 Posts
Debbie L.
Oregon
USA
6722 Posts |
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marlee
True Blue Farmgirl
1650 Posts
Marlene
DeRidder
Louisiana
1650 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 2:42:56 PM
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Everyone i am LOL so much I have tears rolling down my face. Oh this is so much fun. Marlee
God is the painter, he paints the picture. And his son builds it, for he is the Master Carpenter! |
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heritagehunter
True Blue Farmgirl
207 Posts
Julie
La Salle
Co
USA
207 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 2:45:49 PM
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This is fun.I'm scruffy circle. |
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marlee
True Blue Farmgirl
1650 Posts
Marlene
DeRidder
Louisiana
1650 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 2:53:18 PM
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stop, please stop. My stomach hurts from laughing. Marlee
God is the painter, he paints the picture. And his son builds it, for he is the Master Carpenter! |
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
13055 Posts |
Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 3:27:19 PM
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What a hoot!!!!!!! My name would be Sandy Maude. LOL Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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