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| JeanP |
Posted - Jan 08 2022 : 12:05:59 PM
. . . . because I can't get through the snow to the fence . . .
Gal pal from Maine sent this to me. It's soooooooo me and I wanted to share it with y'all. Hope you are staying cozy and content while we endure winter . . .
"I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad and don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great. People get out of the way much faster now. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation. The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it". I don't have gray hair... I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise. If God wanted me to touch my toes, s/he would've put them on my knees. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway? Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I went there. I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. Now, I'm wondering... did I send this to you, or did you send it to me? "
Farmgirl hugs,
jean
"However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at."
. . . .Stephen Hawking |
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| katmom |
Posted - Jan 10 2022 : 3:29:06 PM
hahaha!, yep,, everything and then some.. lol!
>^..^<
Happiness is being a katmom and Glamping Diva!
www.katmom4.blogspot.com & http://graciesvictorianrose.blogspot.com
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| MaryJanesNiece |
Posted - Jan 10 2022 : 11:58:14 AM
Oh my goodness! This is funny! It’s all so true. Especially the nap part. What I wouldn’t give to be required to take a nap daily again!
Krista |
| Red Tractor Girl |
Posted - Jan 10 2022 : 06:35:26 AM
Hilarious!! Thanks for sharing and I am going to pass on sharing the number of traits expressed here!! LOL!!!
Winnie #3109
Red Tractor Girl
Farm Sister of the Year 2014-2015
FGOTM- October 2018 |
| Wanda Sue |
Posted - Jan 10 2022 : 02:28:17 AM
Jean I love this!! Thanks for sharing!
A day hemmed in prayer is less likely to unravel.
Farm Girl #3677 |
| treelady |
Posted - Jan 09 2022 : 1:02:38 PM
Thank You Jean, I needed that giggle today.
A little rain can straighten a flower stem. A little love can change a life.
Max Lucado |
| Dreamer42 |
Posted - Jan 09 2022 : 11:07:17 AM
Giggle! So true!
Dreamer42
Farmgirl Sister #7038 |
| ddmashayekhi |
Posted - Jan 08 2022 : 8:04:05 PM
Thanks for the laugh Jean. Both my husband and I really enjoyed reading this.
Dawn in IL
"One kind word can warm three winter months."
Japanese Proverb |
| windypines |
Posted - Jan 08 2022 : 4:27:00 PM
lol thanks
Farming in WI
Michele
FGOTM June2019
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| suny58 |
Posted - Jan 08 2022 : 3:18:31 PM
Trying to read this to Danny while riding in.a bumpy car and no glasses but we both managed to giggle and guffaw at this! Thank you Jean!!!:D
Farmgirl #7103
FGOTM January 2018
Dianna
"Blessed are they that see beautiful things in humble places, where other people see nothing." Pissarro |
| StitchinWitch |
Posted - Jan 08 2022 : 2:04:26 PM
Love it! It's pretty much right on. I'm going to send to my sister as soon as I remember her email address.
Judith
7932 FGOTM 6/21
I'm old and I do wear purple |
| Blessed in Colorado |
Posted - Jan 08 2022 : 1:15:32 PM
Thank you so much Jean, I love these and they sure brought a smile to this old girls face:-)
Have a great weekend.
Big Hugs,
Debbie
#1582
Blessed in Oregon
With Colorado on My Mind
Farmgirl of the Month September 2012 and February 2018
“My altars are My Mountains
and the Ocean.” Lord Byron”
When I am Old I Shall Wear Purple !!
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